I want to sing in a Fiona Apple cover band and call it Fiona Jabble.
#JabFacts
Smelling is one of my top 5 senses. #JabFacts
You need to take a nice long look at yourself when you get wrapped up in an episode of tipping point. Wtf is wrong with me? #JabFacts
sometimes i come to the realization ive been jab longer than ive been jacob and i dont know which is which. #jabfacts
i realize when i use LOL i usually just mean CHUCKLE. #jabfacts
why i love my wife: i told her my dim sum was salty as fuck and she thought i was talking dirty. #jabfacts
if you have a memory of me and im not wearing a fishbone tshirt in it i dont think youre remembering me properly. #jabfacts
i really enjoy the Steve Wilkos show. #jabfacts
i still listen to music in my bedroom and bop my head and dance around like a teenager. i will never stop. #jabfacts
jab fact - i spend about 25% of the day singing 'its a shameful thing, lobster head'. #jabfacts #toomanylimes
im not sure why but my balls smell like being at the beach. #jabfacts