Jack is carrying some files, a cup of red jello, and a banana. He’s about to join Sam at a table in the commissary
Sam is feeling cheeky today
Jack likes it when Sam is cheeky
Hi Sir. Is that a banana with your Jello or are you just happy to see me?
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Jack is confused
Sam is nervous
Our heroes- So great at saving the world, so awful at interpersonal communication ☺️💞
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Sam & Jack are demonstrating the effectiveness of a P-90 to a bunch of skeptical and sexist Jaffa
Hey you! In the skirt! Get that target swinging a little…
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Jack & Sam are sitting at the briefing room table. Jack is talking animatedly
Jack looks at Sam like she just disagreed with him, but all she did was give him a look
What I want to know is, why do we need Daylight Savings Time in space?! …. What? It’s a legitimate question.
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Jack & Sam celebrating their wedding by kicking some Goa’uld ass
Jack & Sam getting married before they go through the Gate
Jack & Sam getting married in a frosty bit of Vala’s imagination
It’s been a while since we celebrated WeddingsDay ☺️💞
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Sam & Jack are sitting at the briefing room table. Sam is transfixed by the crazy, yet somehow adorable, state of Jack’s hair. She has an uncontrollable urge to RUFFLE it
His hair? What’s wrong with his hair? Jack has no idea what she’s talking about
Ok. Carter’s acting weird. (In fact, Jack’s hair looks like he went to sleep with it wet)
Sir, your hair is a little…
A little what, Carter?
Well, it’s…uhhh, never mind.
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SG1, minus Teal’c, stands by a MALP in front of a stargate on a COMPLETELY DIFFERENT PLANET.
Hi SG1 peeps!! Sorry that I haven’t been posting very much lately. Are you still out there?
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Sam smiles at Jack
Jack smirks at Sam
Jack & Sam had a pretty good Valentine’s Day ☺️💞
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Sam & Jack are smiling at each other in front of a Stargate on a sunny day. I played around with my phone’s editing feature here to remove characters in the background
A sunny pic to interrupt your doomscrolling
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Dr Carter and Jack are kissing goodbye
Sam and Hammond are watching through the dimensional portal thingie. It’s uncomfortable AF
Damn this is awkward 😬
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“Huh” Jack thinks as he realizes his whole life has been a fanfictionesque adventure romance lately
Al’s just trying not to laugh at this point
“So I suppose that no one on SG3 has ever had to get married off-world to appease the locals?”
“Nope. That has definitely never happened…to SG3”
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Jack is starting to figure things out
Al can’t believe that Jack actually thinks this crazy stuff happens to anyone else
“What about local fertility rites? Has SG3 ever had to participate in one of those?”
“Uhhhh..no. Again, Jack. That’s the kinda thing that only happens to SG1. Weird.”
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Jack O’Neill is having a convo with fellow SGC officer, Albert Reynolds
Al can’t believe the crazy situations that SG1 gets itself into 🤦🏻♂️
“Does SG3 ever get split up & then two of you have to cuddle naked in a sleeping bag to survive?”
“Yeah, no Jack. That’s something that only happens to SG1…”
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Jack is unshaven & wearing a very soft-looking flannel.
Maybe I just need to post Scruffy Jack every day from now on?
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Jack holds up an index finger to volunteer himself and Sam for this CLOSE and potentially dangerous mission
Sam is holding back a smile. Close quarters sounds nice…
“We need 2 of you to volunteer for this mission. Now, it’ll be close quarters and y-“
Jack: Carter & I will do it!
Sam: Yessir! The Colonel & I got this!
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A closeup of Jack’s rear end 🍑
Sam seems hypnotized by the sight in front of her
Sam’s considering her Commanding Officer’s assets…
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Sam & Jack are off-world. Jack is thinking harder than usual
Finally, he turns to Sam. She would’ve turned the coffee maker off, right? I mean, she’s very familiar with his kitchen now that she’s been staying over almost every night. Damn. He really loves that she’s been staying over almost every night
Did we turn the coffee maker off this morning?
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Jack looks confused
Sam is explaining science
Heimdall is perturbed
Meiosis?
Sexual reproduction, Sir.
👽
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Sam & Jack look into each other’s eyes and suddenly no one else is there.
Happy New Year, Friends! 🎉
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A meme that’s an image of Sam about to “attack” Jack in the locker room. The word “Me” is on Sam and the year 2026 is on Jack.
Damn. 2025 has suuuuuucked. I’m looking forward to a new beginning!!
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Jack & Sam are looking at each other like she just stole his hat & he’s confused about that
It’s In-Between Time! I worked in retail for a lot of years, so I treasure this precious time off between Christmas & New Year’s Day like it’s gold (or a brand new black beanie)
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Sam looks extremely sad & worried
Jacob has no choice whatsoever
🥺 The sad puppy-dog eyes on Sam in this scene. “But, Daaaad! We have to go rescue my boyfr… er, I mean, my commanding officer”
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A little curling & flirting at the office… 🥌🫦
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A closeup of Dam & Jack holding hands
Sam looking at Jack with worry on her face
Jeez. Poor Jack really got whumped in this episode. He has an alien pole through his shoulder & glow-in-the-dark veiny stuff on him & around him.
Sir… 🥺💙
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Jack is in the locker room. He’s talking to someone and about to undo his belt…
Floppy belt alert! 🚨
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Jack & Sam are dressed in Class As with coats & covers & Daayumn!
Just because they're both smoking hot...
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Sam is innocently licking her thumb
Jack’s mouth is open & his tongue is just peaking out. An almost-blep
Sam is illustrating something very mathematic & scientific on a white board while General Hammond & Colonel O’Neill look on
Jack smiles and looks at Hammond. Hammond doesn’t look convinced.
As you can see, General, the only way to save the Asgard is for Colonel O’Neill & I to have sex, probably multiple times…
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“I’d tap that” thinks Sam as she watches Jack walk away
“Yeah, I’d tap that HARD”
Sam watches Jack walk out of the locker room. His hair is sticking up & his BDUs must’ve shrunk in the wash a little…
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Sam just rescued Jack. Instead of getting the hell outta there, they’re holding each other’s arms and gazing into each other’s eyes. A Tok’ra disguised as a Goa’uld is dying in the background
The Tok’ra said something. They’re looking at her now instead of at each other, but they’ve still got a firm grip on the arms & elbows
*Chandler voice* Could you two BE anymore obvious?
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