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#DeepThoughts
#JackHandey
I heard this post in his voice. Sorry. Not sorry.
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If you’re a law abiding person who gets indicted by the criminal you helped elect, don’t be upset. Just laugh at the rich irony of it all.
-Jack Handey
#irony #jackhandey #whatcomesaround
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It continues to blow my mind that "Mind Your Own Business" by Delta 5 came out in 1979. #DeepThoughts #JackHandey
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Final Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey for the day:
“I hope that life isn’t a big joke, because I don’t get it.”
Me either Mr. Handey. Me either.
#JackHandey
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More deep thoughts by Jack Handey:
“Anytime I see something fly across the room and latch onto someone’s neck, and the guy screams and tries to get it off, I have to laugh, because what is that thing?”
#JackHandey
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I will take a mental health day by posting nothing but Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey. Enjoy!
“Too bad you can’t just grab a tree by the tip-top and bend it clear over the ground and then let her fly, because I bet you’d be amazed at all the stuff that comes flying out.”
-Jack Handey
#JackHandey
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Why is it coming but never going? #showerthoughts #jackhandey
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Reading a Jack Handey book with a Kona Brewing beer on the lanai
Trying to find a moment of zen
#konabrewing
#jackhandey
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“Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes.” – Jack Handey. #jackhandey #quotes #quoteoftheday #sketch #sketchbook #Drawing
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My toxic trait is thinking that I can be and trying to be everything to the people I care about. When I fail it hurts us both.
#deepthoughts #jackhandey #inmyfeelstonight
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People who wear the flag on their crotch are generally the same people that will fight you for desecrating the flag.
#jackhandey #deepthoughts in 2025
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I hope your bank account isn’t a big joke, because I get it.
#findom
#jackhandey
#simp
#whalesub
#cashpig
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If you ever drop your money into my hands, let it go, because man, it’s never coming back.
#jackhandey #cashdrain #findom #snl
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Just one change: 'kid' to 'American' to signify the sign of the times.
#orangeoaf #jackhandey #deepthoughts #felon #leonsmuk #mangomussolini
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This just made me think today. Great post I found in a slack group I'm part of. #deepthoughts #jackhandey
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