"Mastodon users love the platform's founder, John Mastodon. They're writing sea shanties about their hero, generating AI art in his likeness, and creating all manner of memes about the reclusive genius."
#JohnMastodonDay #JohnMastodon #Mastodon
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This season, always remember the person who we owe the most to…
… AND HIS NAME IS JOHN MASTODON!!!
#JohnMastodon #johnmastodonday
An upside-down boot sole in a Montreal pothole, filled with muddy water.
Repost: I'm sure #JohnMastodon would have dove in and saved the man, but I didn't dare pull on the boot.
#Montreal #niddepoule #pothole
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There's a rumor that John Mastodon was actually "the most interesting man in the world".
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🎇 Happy John Mastodon Day everybody! 🥳
On December 16th, 2022, a journalist confused the Twitter handle joinmastodon (and the webpage joinmastodon.org) with a hypothetical "John Mastodon" ("founder of a competing social media company named after himself") in an […]
We are a little over a month away from #JohnMastodonDay. I own https://johnmastodon.me/ and I try to do a little something each year. I'm open to suggestions. If anybody has some fun ideas, I'm game.
Happy John Mastodon Day! (to those who celebrate)
#December17 #JohnMastodon #JohnMastodonDay
I heard that if you look into a mirror and say "John Mastodon" three times at midnight on #JohnMastodonDay the spirit of the Fediverse appears and gives you the gift of interoperable decentralized open-source standards
Johnny Mastoseed planting instances as he goes
Often known as Johnny Mastoseed, legend tells that he planted the #fediverse from seeds he carried in his bag.
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Young lady, with arm on youn man’s shoulder, is talking loudly to him. The young man looks scared and shocked.
I DON’T CARE WHAT YOUR PODCAST BRO SAYS! ELON IS A TOTAL POSER WITH NO ACTUAL TALENT BEYOND BEING A NEPO BABY AND SAYING BULLSHIT PEOPLE WILL BELIEVE! THERE IS NO ONE SEXIER, SMARTER, OR BETTER THAN JOHN MASTODON!
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Mary Shelley wrote the first modern sci fi book after spending a couple weeks around the rather handsome and boisterous American, John Mastodon.
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Elon finally arrives to Mars with his team to build his colony. He steps out of his spaceship, the first human to set foot on the Red Planet. Across the way, he sees a sign etched with lasers that says, “John Mastodon was here.” Musk drops to his knees and begins to weep in rage.
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Was feeling insecure about a difficult certification exam today, but then John Mastodon placed his hand on my head. Suddenly the fog lifted and the subject matter became ridiculously clear! Aced the test.
Some of that's even true
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There came a man who was sent from God. His name was John. He came as a witness to testify about the Light, so that through him everyone might believe. He himself was not the Light, but he came to testify about the Light.
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John Mastodon was kind, and he damn well rewound
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John Mastodon's instagram feed contains absolutely zero life coaches selling their courses
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When John Mastodon happens upon a fire, it stops, drops, and rolls
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John Mastodon is a highlander. He killed John Elephant and John Mammoth and usurped their incredible powers. Only John Manatee remains...
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Don't forget. Tomorrow, Dec 17th, is the second John Mastodon rememberance day.
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Two years ago already!
