#Jokevent day 24:
What does a horse say on the 31st December?
Happy Glue Year!
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#Jokevent day 23:
What's woke Santa's favourite comedy genre?
North poleitical satire
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#Jokevent day 22:
What do you call a handyman who gets visited by 3 ghosts?
Screwooge
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#jokevent Day 21:
What's a pagans favourite dating app?
Stone hinge
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#Jokevent day 20:
What do you call the baby Rudolph had with Karen from Mean Girls?
A rain deer
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#Jokevent day 19:
What do influencers have for Christmas dinner?
Turkey teeth, sprout teeth, parsnip teeth, a teeth feast
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#Jokevent day 18:
How many snowmen does it take to screw a light bulb?
One as long as he's voiced by aLED Jones, that guy is great at diy
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#Jokevent day 17:
Knock knock
Who's there?
Say its carol singers
It's carol singers who?
No say it's carol singers
No say it's carol singers who?
To your husband, tell your husband it's Carol singers
To your husband, tell your husband it's Carol singers who?
She's not a person, the group
She's n
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#Jokevent day 16:
What will you do if someone takes you to a spot in the forest and pulls out a gun and says I need a timber harvest, I need it now!?
Yule log
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#Jokevent day 15:
Where do veruccas kiss?
Under the mistle heel after swimming
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#Jokevent day 14:
What does Keir Starmer eat for Christmas dinner?
No more Brussels Sprouts (reform voters are you seeing this it's for you)
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#Jokevent day 13:
What do you call Rudolph when he only shows up for some of his morning talk shows?
Lorraindeer
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#Jokevent day 12:
"Knock knock"
"Who's there"
"Father Christmas"
(this guy does NOT open the door. Night passes to day, and once awake he turns the handle to let the gentle morning light touch his face)
"Father Christmas who", he cries
A voice from behind whispers back "Nearer Christmas now"
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#Jokevent Day 11:
What do the taskmaster lads hang on their door at Christmas?
Wreath Shearsmith
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#Jokevent day 10:
Why did woke Santa cross the road?
To get to the other pride (he's gay)
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#Jokevent day 9:
What do the kids and a couple of guys who run sweet shops on Oxford Street sing at Christmas?
Falalalalalalalabubu
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#Jokevent day 8:
What's black and white and sled all over?
A snowy hill with a big stain
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#Jokevent day 7:
What does Keir Starmer get for Christmas?
Lynx Britain (reform voters are you seeing this it's for you)
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#Jokevent day 6:
What does woke Santa order at the Vietnamese restaurant?
PHO PHO PHO (he points out it's not pronounced like that, more "fuh")
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#Jokevent day 5:
What do you call a pregnant farm animal painted green?
The Grinch that foal Christmas
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Morning! Here's #Jokevent day 4:
What does woke Santa hate most?
Ho ho homophobia
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#Jokevent day 3:
Knock knock
Who's there?
Figgy Pudding
Figgy Pudding who?
Figgy Pudding dong ding dong. Ding dong ding dong. It's me big ben
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#Jokevent day 2:
What do you call a creamy guy at the sharp end of a difficult economic period?
George Baileys
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Giving you a joke advent this year #jokevent because jokes don't cost minimum £2 in tescos
What do you call a star with a fringe?
Claudia Twinkleman
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Play a public run as Yatta they said, it'll be fun they said (Joke Vent)
I was distracting cuz Looey died
Looks like getting that mastery is gonna take a while.
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