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jester's pants: not enough
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I got 5 of 6 belfry gargoyles
those bitches are mine next time
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I have an awkward number of souls
it sounds like I will be buying the ring from the cat then
but where will I get these souls from
where else could I explore?
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you are a liar, a cheat, and a fraud
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well, I need to explore majula a little more to figure out where to go next
can't say I'm a big fan of the massive hole in the middle of town that reminds me of the leyndell catacombs
maybe I'll try my hand at the belfry gargoyles again
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oh, there was just a estus flask shard at majula?
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all of those levels in vitality and I'm nowhere near close to the full drangleic armor set
I didn't realize it would be like this
well, hopefully the mail is worth it
I think it's time to move onto 40 points in dex
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I never have the right...
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target down
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who was the boss who did the same thing in ds1?
fuck that guy too
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oh also the fight sucks
I love standing on a platform not being able to hit the boss
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This boss seems free
and not a boss I want to block
next time
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does this runback have to be behind 10 million rungs and a mile of running
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won my first pvp encounter in belfry sol 🥳
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we need a hitman assassination that's lowering the platform with the knight on it
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next time...
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the bull heads are off... maybe this nightmare will be over soon...
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dark souls simply should not have command inputs
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I am a fake ass masochist, because I sure as shit don't think dark souls 2 is a good game
fromsoft has clearly received a lot of forgiveness in the souls department, clearly
well, they eventually learned how to make a consistent experience, so I can give them credit for that...
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iron keep is definitely an area where everyone needs to be despawned 🥳
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I fear I will be waiting a long time for a good area in this game
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this boss fight became free when I walked past the water vases again and realized why they were placed there at all
what else do I have to look forward to then?
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I keep getting shot in the back when I try to enter the fog gate, so those archers gotta die too 😒
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now that I can run to him, he doesn't seem that bad
not certain when he explodes though, and his dot isn't very cool
I can take him... another time, as much as I want to do it now
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🎵 why are their arrows homing that's not how arrows work 🎵
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🎵 they just started despawning 🎵
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🎵 How many times do I need to kill guys before they despawn 🎵
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I'm honestly not certain whether the design decisions of this game encourage or discourage grinding
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running through all the alonne knights to the fog gate seems impossible, so looks like I'm gonna grind them until they despawn 🥳
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alonne knights are pretty good pinatas though