Dr. Manhatten Meme about the US conducting major combat operations in the Middle East in 1991, 2003, 2026.
5) Another one for the malicious compliance crowd: take a walk. Go outside. Soak up the sun. Breathe fresh air. And while you're out there, take pictures to post on socials. Selfies or flowers or coffee cups or anything. Just spend 15 mins flooding the #freeamerica tags with #justAmericanthings.
And he almost immediately tried to remove his ankle monitor with a soldering iron, so he could escape to the US with Trump's help. 🙄😑
#JustAmericanThings
LOL, you ever just look at the global hegemony you built that represents your every policy preference and say "fuck it" and burning it all down?
#JustAmericanThings
was telling my UK friend about the video "red asphalt" us American teenagers were shown in school to deter us from drinking and driving. don't look it up if you haven't seen it, it lowkey scarred us as kids. Basically just gruesome drunk driving accidents/deaths.
#justAmericanthings
Guys, hold on, I have to be American and put a Coke on a Ford Bronco.
Don't ask me why. #JustAmericanThings
Anecdotal, but every time I get cut off and brake checked ( #justAmericanThings ) it's a white guy driving.
It's effing mindnumbing. Convicted felons can't vote, but they can run for President.
#JustAmericanThings
Sure would love to go a day without reading the phrase “A gunman opened fire…” #justAmericanthings
Classic painting of Uncle Sam
Uncle Sam looks exactly like the sanpaku-eyed boomer who's ready to send you to die in a pointless banker war.
Why was he designed like that lol
He doesn't emit trust or anything warm, really. He looks like someone you SHOULD oppose.
#USculture #JustAmericanThings #UncleSam
Last night someone spent at least an hour shooting a gun around at the houses on my street so tonight I'm up i guess :)
#justamericanthings
Shame is having to tell your dentist that you have to cancel your appointment because you either don't have insurance or your new insurance is so shitty that most offices don't accept it and you can't afford to pay out of pocket. 🙃 #JustAmericanThings
The brutal irony of Americans telling Canadians how to vote when the worst of us is steering our country into the apocalypse by the hour...
#JustAmericanThings
Not looking at your 401k and ordering extra Korean skincare
#justAmericanthings
gonna go to costcooo and buy at least 6 months if not 1 year worth of coffee and rice #justamericanthings ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ
As a veteran, FUCK this country rn. It feels like everything I signed up to “fight for” never mattered to this sick CORP. We should all be enraged.
#justamericanthings #FDT
Nothing like meeting your $3500 deductible in January. #justamericanthings
Doctors office: You hit your head three weeks ago, why didn't you go to the ER?
Me: Too expensive...can you just xray my damn head please? 😭
#justamericanthings
Good (early) Morning to the people of South Canada and North Mexico!
Enjoy this crisp winter weather!
We never know when we might suddenly find ourselves in El Salvador for an unspecified amount of time!
#JustAmericanThings
I got married last night.
Usually people start their vows with “I never expected to get married…” but I am lucky enough to have gotten to start my vows with “I never expected to get married under the threat of nazi occupation…” #justamericanthings
#justtransthings #justmarried
The greatest part is, even if those things did nothing to increase prices, grocery stores would still be using it as an excuse to increase corp profits. #JustAmericanThings
...is that thunder or another plane coming down? #justAmericanThings
Nothing like telling my Latino ex-husband we need to hyphenate our daughters name so she can go by my maiden more white sounding name if she needs to because we live in a very bad place. #justamericanthings
We have had 2 different unrelated (to each other) house guests ruin an electric tea kettle by putting it on a stove burner because they didn't know electric ones existed. #JustAmericanThings
You can tell I’m American by the simple fear of going to the ER, even though I’m somewhat post sick but something serious developed that could threaten my life, all because I can’t afford the visit or the prescription.
#justamericanthings #ushealthcare