Astarion and Gale are kissing behind a tree in the foreground while Laezel, Karlach, Shadowheart and wyll are looking and waiting for them to return so they can continue their adventure.
“Sorry if you can’t find me I’m busy making Astarion and Gale kiss” -me to my co-op partner who is waiting to continue the game.
#astarion #galedekarios #bloodweave #justbg3things #bg3 #art
The Minotaur: uses "Brutal Leap" from so high up that not only does it miss every attack/damage roll on my team, it also does 56 points of fall damage to itself.
My Team:
#JustBG3Things
Jaheira: this is to open. We might as well show our buttocks to every archer within a mile
Minsc: oh no. They do not like that at all
Me: HEY I KNOW THAT REFERENCE
#JustBG3Things #BaldursGate3 #BG3
A BG3 unique Tav character uses "speak with dead" on someone. Text reads, "Narrator: the corpse regards you lifelessly" with options 1. Who are you? 2. Who killed you? 3. What happened to you? 4. Where are you from? 5. Why were you put on display like this? 6. Leave (in italics)
I don't have the photoshop skills to remove the dialogue...but I wanted to show off my character again...cuz I honestly love him #bg3 #BaldursGate3 #JustBG3Things
a party engages in battle in a foundry while one character stays behind and doesn't trigger into the battle.
taking down the steel watch and Wyll just over here like "nope" #JustBG3Things #bg3 #BaldursGate3
ignore my oversized party...I hate leaving people at camp.
A picture of Baldur's Gate 3's Minthara Text at the bottom of image reads "Mintahra: I will fight alongside Minsc, but if he so much as refers to my butt, let alone attempts to kick it, I will skewer that damned hamster of his."
I dunno why but hearing Minthara say butt brings the 10 year old out in me #BG3 #JustBG3Things #BaldursGate3
you see the abdominal region of a rather large elf named Halsin. Jaheira, who is behind him, says "Hello, Death. I like your hat." The subtitle reads "Jaheira: Hello, Death. I like your hat." for accuracy purposes
DAMNIT, HALSIN! MOVE! #JustBG3Things
Player character and Halsin (the tall one) stand inside a location in BG3. For the sake of Spoilers I won't say where.
that one moment you get this far...and then you realize...you forgot...the ironhand gnomes and now...you have to repeat like 3 hours of gameplay (i'm slow and like running around) #JustBG3Things
A Flesh Golem remains standing (and moving but that can't be depicted so much in a screen shot) despite it having zero HP. If you look...you can see I am using console commands to basically have six party members.
....excuse me, sir....can you...maybe...perhaps...lay down? Cuz like...you're dead. #JustBG3Things
A very large statue of Shar as designed in BG3. She holds a knife in one hand aimed towards the plate she holds int he other. From Baldur's Gate 3 inside the Temple of Shar
It has officially been 2 years since @noni.bsky.social gifted me BG3 (ty ty again) even though I took a year break cuz my computer decided to break...anyway
Why are you threatening the plate? What did it do to you? #JustBG3Things
From BG3. The player character stares at.....something One brown arched and their eyes are looking up but not their face giving their expression a "seriously?" type of look.
the look when your child tells you they want dinner at 1pm and they just ate an hour ago. #JustBG3Things
Shadowheart, sarcastically: "Careful, Lae'zel. We wouldn't want you to get lost forever in the Underdark."
Lae'zel: It's so dark down here, no one will know if I slit your throat!"
#JustBG3Things #BG3 #BaldursGate3 #Shadowheart #Lae'zel
