We sent Corey (the goblin janitor in our spire) a thank you package of old pears and sticks ((he’s allergic to pears)) #justwizardthings
screenshot from the stardew valley game where you and the wizard drink a potion and become one with the forest or something
Brb. Getting high with a guy I just met. #stardewvalley #justwizardthings
Am I an asshole for trapping the DMs entire enemy squad behind a wall of stone. Having them all spend their entire turn to get over it. Only for me to then simply casting wall of stone it again?
The boss died before it got its third round in combat. #justwizardthings
selfie of A.J. carrying a big stick
hey guys! just going for a grocery run with my staff
#justwizardthings
While I would love to befriend all the crows, I worry about causing them to be dependent on humans or otherwise trust humans who aren't worthy of a crow's companionship.
#justwizardthings #familiars
www.youtube.com/watch?v=kBb4...
Yeah, sex is great, but have you ever cast fireball into a horde of enemies (and also your party members)? #wizardposting #justwizardthings #fireball
Picture of the Great and Mighty Kevin, skating along in the water, hiking up his robe and shorts in the same pose as Merlin from Disney's Sword in the Stone. He has a determined look on his face as he says, "hold on, Mr. Smurples!" Mr. Smurples, his black cat and companion, hangs onto Kevin's floppy blue wizard hat for grim death while Big-D chases them in a boat yelling "get back here."
Ok I found this on a deleted reddit from two years ago. Credit is for "BockDraws" but where the hell do I find more of this memery???
#HuntertheParenting
#WoD
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Next time I’m getting a moon roof #justwizardthings
If you feel like this, make your Monday better by listening to The Wizard's Journey! Go on a mystic adventure, learn to be free from social constructs, travel the planes, fight for your sanity! 🧙♂️🔮🤘
#justwizardthings
open.spotify.com/album/7nJcAa...
#music #ambient #darkambient #dungeonsynth
My co-worker just asked me to hex his ex. Yeah right bud, I'm not pissing off my mom.
#WizardPosting #JustWizardThings
Thank god, a realm free of the grand council. #JustWizardThings #FuckTheGrandCouncil
a wizard you really wanted to impress with your spells sees through you and knows that you are just a swordsman. How embarrassing.
Thought u could cast but ur spells are all ass
see if u can swing this kid lol
#WizardWednesday
#JustWizardThings
#WizardsKnow
#ThatWizLife