My own personalised mint cake #Kendal #kendalmintcake

A surrealist, hyper-realistic macro shot of a jagged piece of Kendal Mint Cake resting on a dark, slate-grey rock. The mint cake is shaped like a miniature mountain peak, with its crystalline sugar texture catching a sharp, cold morning light. The background is a blurred, moody Cumbrian landscape with deep greens and misty blues, creating a high-contrast, tactile aesthetic.

"I tried to write a poem about Kendal Mint Cake for this collection. It was too sweet and short-lived. Stick to the poems about mountains—they last longer. *Cumbria In Verse - Lakes To Fells In Poetry*, out March 1st.

#KendalMintCake #FoodWriting #Humour #BritishHumor #CumbriaFood"

Today the most fantastic parcel arrived from Romney's in Kendal.

Three tins. Three solid bars of sheer Cumbrian nectar.

#KendalMintCake

Woke up today craving some Kendal Mint Cake, not had it for years and I really want some. Now I just have to find somewhere that sells it, other than direct online. #craving #KendalMintCake