A pic of two floggers i finished in the car on our way to the event. One is green suede & the other is purple suede. Both of the floggers have black handles and black pineapple knots. I do this in the car before an event because I'm always super overwhelmed with the anxiety and have to keep my hands busy. It also amuses truckers when they look down & see me bring all industrious n shit. Thankfully, haven't had to explain what I'm doing in the car to a cop. BTW, I'm not the one driving. Otherwise, that would be crazy. Possibly leading to a Final Destination-like death as I ended up impaled on a giant plastic duck statue. The worst part would be the number of people who wouldn't be surprised that this was how I ended up dying.

"Time to face fuck some clowns," I shouted as we headed out to the Clown Orgy & Revue we're vending at.

The church league softball team who'd gathered in the lobby of the hotel we're staying at were confused & unamused.

#clownsex #bdsm #kinkvendor #differentkindofcatcher #retrofuturisticdildocape

A picture of a lovely flogger. The handle is teal and black braided into a chevron design. A lovely goth person wearing a slave collar strutted up, looked at it, and said, "How much is the sexy whip?" This is akin to walking into a Harley-Davidson shop and asking if you can take a ride on someone's "pig." Alas, a sale was not made. On a side note, this picture means this post is now considered "Adult." Because apparently Sexy Whips are far too extreme for sensitive eyes. Perhaps because the whip is so sexy?

Vending kink stuff at a goth event always seems like we end up calling a bunch of people's bluffs.

Yes, I know you're dressed up as a hardcore kinky leather boss, but you just called a flogger a "sexy whip."

#kinkvendor #goth #christmas

Always ready with just the right aromas to help the rosebuds bloom!!

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#bigyellowpig #smallbusinessowmer #lgbtqiaowned #kinkvendor