Okay, first it was #KrustiGnome and then #ScamBondage. Who's next? Please, God, please, let it be #WhiskeyPete! #ThResistance
Thank you @POTUS Trump for appointing me as the Special Envoy for the Shield of the Americas. @SecRubio and @SecWar are incredible leaders and I look forward to working with them closely to dismantle cartels that have poured drugs into our nation and killed our children and grandchildren. The Western Hemisphere is absolutely critical for U.S. security. In this new role, I will be able to build on the partnerships and national security expertise, I forged over the last 13 months as Secretary of Homeland Security. We have made historic accomplishments at the Department of Homeland Security to make America safe again: we delivered the MOST secure border in American history, 3 million illegal aliens have left the U.S., we have located 145,000 children, FEMA delivered disaster relief at a 100% faster rate, we ushered in the golden age of travel, saved the American taxpayer $13 billion and revitalized the U.S. Coast Guard.
You "located 145k children"...who lost them, Krusti?
"3 million illegal aliens have left the U.S., we have located 145,000 children, FEMA delivered disaster relief at a 100% faster rate, we ushered in the golden age of travel, saved the American taxpayer $13 billion..." #lockherup #krustignome #ho
#LaurenBoebert is a pathetic lying skank, but I don't remember ever calling her a pathetic lying skank.
See, anyone can do that.
Actually, I do recall. I recall that, and all of the self-serving crap she has done.
I guess this response is slightly better than claiming #KrustiGnome 's dog ate it.
#MAGAt-#SouthPark crossover universe:
Stephen Miller: Well, Kyle's mom's a bitch...
#Trumpty-Dumpty: Respect mah authoritah!
#MAGAMike: Screw you guys, I'm going home!
Pam Bondi: Whatever, I do what I want!
#KrustiGnome: I hate you guys.
A bit weird that they're a reflection of a true psycho.
Impeach #WhiskeyPete for war crimes. Impeach #KrustiGnome for voiding due process for suspected immigrants. Impeach #LilMarco for allowing the deterioration of American diplomacy. Finally, impeach #Trumpty-Dumpty for... do we need a reason? #FuckTrump #VoteBlue #TheResistance
#KrustiGnome is going to need a bigger Stetson...
I hear House #Dems are talking about impeaching #KrustiGnome. She's had her post for a year; what took y'all so damn long? BTW, can we do #WhiskeyPete, #DamnBondi, #KashMoney, and #Trumpty-Dumpty while we're at it? #FuckTrump #VoteBlue #TheResistance
Ask MissGravelPitDoggoGoatKiller, she testified under oath about it.
#KrustiGnome
#DestroyICE
ABOLISH ICE for GOOD‼️
#EpsteintRUmpCoverUp
🇷🇺Un tRUmp the WORLD ‼️
Kristi Noem is a dimwitted disingenuous bitch. #KrustiGnome #TheResistance #VoteBlue
Well, perhaps #KrustiGnome will have an accident, or #PissHeadPete could be persuaded to fall out of a Window...
Ask #krustiGnome
or is she gallivanting in costume around the world on taxpayer money in one of her two new jets? WITH sidepiece?
Having hair extensions cemented directly into her walnut-sized brain?
UNFVCKINGBELIEVABLE but Reich-on-brand for these greedy
grifting 🇷🇺GOP morons drunk on abusing power.
MissGravelPitDoggoGoatKiller LIES & blathers like her multitude of hair extensions were inserted DIRECTLY
into her walnut-sized
CULT brain.
Like that obnoxious doll in the 1960s.
Pull the string,
LIES spewed.
HeinousHarridan.
Doesn't want her cosplay
fvctfarce with sidepiece to end.
#KrustiGnome
#KrustiGnome
More concerned with hair
extensions, lying, bullsh¡tting cosplaying, wasting taxpayers time💰, boinking an embarrassing sidepiece
& grifting than
being a public servant.
She's woefully unqualified & incompetent.
Reich-on-brand for FatSenileHairHitler's Project2025 MeinKampfForDummies.
😡
#KrustiGnome
Miss GravelPitDoggoGoatKiller‼️
Griftapolluza ‼️
Just like dear leader ‼️
FlyingGriftMonkey
see, monkey do‼️
#EpsteintRUmpCoverUp
What? Broadville P.D. won't allow #KKKristi to use their bathroom? All she wants to do is arrest people using racial profiling and disappear them! Surely, that's not a bad thing, right? #KrustiGnome #IBleedBlue #TheResistance
She was back in #SouthDakota 🤢
#KrustiGnome
She really is as dumb as she looks.
Corey? Really? Well, shows her pattern of crap judgment...
#KrustiNoemSkull
#KrustiGnome
Psychopath.
#EpsteinFiles
#EpsteintRUmpCoverUp
I heard that #KrustiGnome has taken a personal role at the Southern border, making sure that no bad puppies get in the country. #TheResistance
Please tell me she’s allergic to silicone. #KrustiGnome
Some light humour to start your day.
#krustiGnome
#GestapoBarbie
#Amerikkka.
Snigger quietly EuroPeeps...
poor things have had a busy time of it.
What with Mars-shall Law and all that sort of thing.
We could be living on another planet.
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#GestapoBarbie!
Now that's WAY better than #KrustiGnome