You know how Trump thinks magnets stop working when they get wet?

Or that wales have been driven mad by windmills?

My “knowledge” is kind of like that.

#ladytehilah #ladyfirewind

Things I do on the regular:

I create backup accounts and then speak about myself in the third person.

I chat back and forth between the two accounts to feign having friends.

I also send texts to myself and pretend to be strangers giving me praise.

Cool girl energy

#ladyfirewind #ladytehilah

a man in a trench coat and hat stands in front of a line of people ALT: a man in a trench coat and hat stands in front of a line of people

I encourage others to participate in a violent resistance, but I don’t think my vote matters.

Just another little hint that I am actually just three republicans in a trench-coat.

#ladyfirewind #ladytehilah

I am 100% certain that we will all die in a climate crisis in the next 10 years.

I also choose to keep having children despite knowing this.

Welcome to Earth, kids! Now, enjoy your imminent fiery demise.

#ladytehilah

“I am writing autobiographic fiction that will tell the physics of spacetime as a story”

Which will be the worst book no one ever reads cover to cover.

#ladytehilah

Things that I will do with almost zero provocation:

1. Call someone stupid
2. Curse them with “magic”
3. Threaten their lives
4. Call women bitches
5. Lie about my medical status
6. Make up a new job title
7. Brag about my “accomplishments”

#narcissist #ladytehilah #crashout

I claim to be all sorts of scientist/medical professional but I don’t know what a cannula is.

#ladytehilah #truthsalwaysreveal

Thank you. I’m happy you enjoy the humor.

Only nice curses for you

#ladytehilah

I am a malignant narcissist (like Trump) without enough power or influence to actually do anything.

Instead, I spread medical misinformation online, lie about my credentials and illnesses, and try to grift strangers with my non-existent skills

I also like to curse my enemies

#ladytehilah #parody

I am a massive cunt

- Lady Tehilah

Hey, you said it best, Tehilah

#ladytehilah

Racism is a neuroautoimmune

I have self-diagnosed myself with a neuroautoimmune

Ipso Facto: I am a racist

#can’tbeheldresponsible #ladytehilah

"How are you sane, Tehilah?"

Simple, I’m not.

#knowthyself #ladytehilah

I just became an expert in neuroautoimmunity to fix myself.

Did I:
A. Get an advanced degree in neurology & rheumatology
B. Do years of clinical research
C. Spend decades teaching in an accredited university
D. ABSOLUTELY NONE OF THE ABOVE

#ladytehilah

Don’t take tick treatments.

My home remedy?

The blood of my eldest child and eye of nematode.

#naturalimmunity #ladytehilah

🧙🏻‍♀️

Editors Note: I am an anti-vaxxer who does not believe that any other conditions exist beyond histone divergences and thyroid conditions.

I have no medical experience, therefore my logic for my inaccurate assumptions is based squarely in propagandized online med info.

#imanasshat #ladytehilah

Never take a medication that treats the symptoms and not the cause.

Editors Note: You heard it here first, folks - NEVER treat your symptoms with medications.

Pain? Sever the spinal cord before using any sort of analgesic. Problem solved!

#igivesoundadvice #iamamazing #ladytehilah

Jane was a real woman? Is Tarzan based on a real story? Lol now I'm like... Wait...

Editors Notes: this was in response to the news that famous anthropologist Jane Goodall had passed away.

Tarzan was written in 1912

#monolithicallystupid #ladytehilah

Everyone hates me because I bring a degree of nuance and depth to the discourse of righteousness and reality that they all feel inadequately equipped to endure the intensity of my convictions.

Editors Note: it has nothing to do with ignorance or bigotry. No sir, Bob.

#nuancenancy #ladytehilah

They are literally just giant cats lol you know that right? Lol lions are people, and they behave like people, and that shouldn't surprise human people lol ideally anyway.

#lionsarepeople #invitealiontotea #ladytehilah

I, too, have abnormal levels of neuroplasticity and self awareness. I am either safe to drive, or violently ill/unconscious, with no in between, when it comes to alcohol, and other substances never get me to an unsafe or out of control place. Lack of sleep can.

#themostneuroplastic #ladytehilah

Benadryl is the name of a demon, truly. Terrifying stuff in this. I should dig deeper into the neuroscience sometime, but yes, spooky and awful that people overuse these drugs. Anyway, everyone knows Allegra is the superior anti-histamine 😅🤣

#butimnotmentallyill #ladytehilah

I like to draw scribbles to curse strangers.

Looks like someone did it to me - car is dead.

What a backfire!

#karmicscribbling #wiccanweirdo #ladytehilah

I write texts to myself and pretend they came from someone else:

#welladjustedperson #ladytehilah

They have red light therapy on sale now. It was all blue light therapy last year. Coming next year: purple.

#iknowmycolors #ladytehilah

Ignorance is more like an autoimmune

#ladytehilah #selfproclaimedgenius

I am a facts over feelings gal.

Only I make up the facts 💁🏻‍♀️

#ladytehilah #queenofthedumbed

I have memorised the DSM, but I still think ADHD meds are meth 💁🏻‍♀️

#ladytehilah #whispererofhealthandwellness

I definitely know more than all of your doctors

#ladytehilah #medicalgenius