#lastnightsdream

What’s it called when there’s a champion fighter and anyone can step up and fight them for a pot of money? Anyway, Prince William got up from the crowd and challenged the champion in #lastnightsdream

I met Ringo and told him I loved him. #lastnightsdream

Someone must have been telling lies about me because without having done anything wrong I just went through the entire plot of “Der Prozess” in #lastnightsdream

David (Bowie) came and sat at our table and told us he was about to go to Liechtenstein and Mozambique. Later on Brian (Eno) was explaining why he wouldn’t argue with BBC executives about Dr Who #lastnightsdream

Was dreadfully delayed on the way home but found that a YouTuber I like had sent us an Uber Eats voucher because they knew I’d be late. #lastnightsdream

I think a group of us may have averted the Second World War by convincing Hitler to pursue independence for Bavaria, rather than the Anschluß #lastnightsdream

On a train. A man in a suit farted, deliberately and very loudly just to make the little boy sitting next to him laugh. The boy didn’t laugh and everyone in the carriage thought that I was the culprit and gave me hard stares. #lastnightsdream

We’d taken over the entire Southbank Centre for a Citizens Assembly over the weekend, but when I turned up at the RFH, Peter Capaldi was already on the stage and told me I was “deluded” and not to be “so fucking ridiculous”. #lastnightsdream

It seems that I can still fit comfortably in the boot of a Ford Fiesta!

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“Can we stop here for a little while please? I need to sample this hedgehog”

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Proud to be a test passenger on @radiobeartime.com ‘s new transpontine underground railway from Battersea to Roehampton. All the staff are Pokémon. #lastnightsdream

In the studio with Eno and he’s showing me how to feeeeeeeel 7/4 time at 20bpm #lastnightsdream

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I was enjoying time with dinosaurs and then the carnivores came and the whole thing devolved into a nightmare…people were dying and it was all me and my friends could do to survive- until the giants came to take us away…

a woman in a red dress holds a microphone and says you get one and you get one we all get one ALT: a woman in a red dress holds a microphone and says you get one and you get one we all get one

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I started out figure skating and then was building garden boxes with my agent siblings while @annmrose.bsky.social was shouting out all the deals we got like a modern day publishing Oprah

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I was baking- a ton- decorating cakes as fast as I could…

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I was choreographing a cheer routine and then suddenly went to equestrian vaulting all while rotating through people from past relationships…

Batman, but he’s just a tiny little bat who dresses up as a man to fight crime. #lastnightsdream

#Lastnightsdream: I have to walk thru 5 random houses to get to the ocean

No one is ever home

The houses face away from the ocean & the ocean is more of a river

& I am in the river & the river is terraced & I am in the 2nd terrace & the water feels just like air you can’t get out of

I think I swam in one of these 🌊

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Interesting, hey? bsky.app/profile/luca... #lastnightsdream

In Glasgow to see the massive underground turbine that will supply clean, renewable energy to the whole city. There’s a low background hum everywhere you go, but it seems worth it. I met friends for coffee in the “Hammer and Bagel” a socialist bakers co-op in the city centre. #lastnightsdream

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I dreamt about being by the ocean- with wonderful friends- driving along the coast with a storm rolling in- talking about moving and houses-

It was the happiest dream I’ve had in a long time and it was very needed.

Why did I dream I was entering a day-long sham marriage with Professor Calculus? #lastnightsdream

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It was all about hidden identities- with a twist ending that woke me up!

Think ‘The Prestige’ meets ‘Mission Impossible’ meets ‘Resident Alien’

I’d tell you more but I’m trying to untangle it in my head so I have a new book idea

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Test driving cars with a friend and there were all these kids I didn’t know. We stole the car and went to McDonald’s where they were serving alcohol and shrimp cocktail. Biggest play place I’ve ever seen and got lost in the tubes.

I don’t even like McDonald’s

a woman stands on top of a black horse with her arms in the air Alt: a woman stands on top of a running black horse with her arms in the air

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I was back doing equestrian vaulting-

If you don’t know what it is look it up, you’ll be amazed…

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Killer warrior insects and a giant moon moth that attacked me and tried to bite me-

Switch to my cousins old house where we were eating sandwiches and I kept stealing slices of ham- and chips-

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I was at a tumbling gym and the challenge was to do as many back handsprings as you could… The record was 20 and I was absolutely determined to beat it-

(In real life my record is 27 in a row while I was a cheerleader)

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The dream had a lot of swirling colors and morphing scenes and shapes- there were horses and boats and I was feeling hopeful and happy-

And then I woke up…