Popcorn previously sold by the establishment is thrown in the air like confetti as Walker celebrates the beginning of a second reign with BELT! #LEW6
In our main event (now a triple threat), @maxdaemon.bsky.social ducks a boot from @tactilizingone.bsky.social that sends the champ over the top. Max turns for a Superman punch to @stetsonwalker.bsky.social, but is caught mid flight and hit with a crisp ass powerbomb for the pin at 45:09. #LEW6
While spotted arriving backstage earlier, there’s walkie talkie murmur about @jommyscousin.bsky.social being completely MIA as we roll into the main event entrances. #LEW6
Tungsten Frunkler’s screams can be heard as he sprints out from the back of the building, tripping over his own feet as he flees. A weird theme can be heard from somewhere in the distance. #LEW6 www.youtube.com/watch?v=XpTw...
While @sc00psmcgee.bsky.social would try to turn back the clock by going up top, it’s @dedmemry.bsky.social who secures the win in the street fight after face meets center of chair and drops the veteran for a pinfall at 18:81. #LEW6
We’re shown an ad for our good friends over Enhanced Combat League. #LEW6
After a dive over top leads to a nasty spill over into the barricade, @vhodka.bsky.social secures the countout win at 7:12 over @matthiassyn.bsky.social, just barely sliding in at the count of 9. #LEW6
Cashew was supposed to sing the national anthem at the beginning of the night, but he showed up late, grumpy, and sporting new shades. We suspect he was probably just hungover. #LEW6
The two hold up the big ass fist pendants for a big pop from the crowd. #LEW6
After a barn burner of an opener, it’s @insurgentsia.bsky.social and @100wecs.bsky.social who secure the win at 23:32 after Wexler goes Goose Mode on @carebearstrader.bsky.social and @atararaven.bsky.social. #LEW6
The parking lot and lawn area goes bananas as Tungsten Frunkler’s neighbor pulls two identical chains from a black bag and hands them to the ring announcer that I didn’t give a name to yet lol. #LEW6
“Iced Coffee” by Jojo Siwa starts to play to open the show, being performed LIVE by Jojo herself. (She actually just had to return a copy of Invisible Dad to the Blockbuster, but Steven talked her into doing the song.) #LEW6
Facing Matthias at #LEW6 but really it’s all just a front so I can teach him more about women’s feminine care products and big tampon only recently actually tested their product with real blood
I have a match in @loweffortwrestling.bsky.social for BELT and so I know I can't afford any distractions but I still have some because I've been hearing some disturbing rumors out of NYC and yet I still know I'll fight like I can win at #LEW6
Four of us are fightin for Belt at #LEW6. But here's the thing.
I don't give a rat's ass what the other three think of me, but I promise ya' that that belt, that crown is the reason I'm still fuckin here.
And I'll be damned if I let any of ya', respect or not, keep me from my throne.
For some reason Imma always ending up with Atara, Imma be her punishment for something! Maybe denying she’s part Irish
She must’ve pissed off Zeus or something bruhs, but Imma be there to kick any ass she needs me too as her taggie bruh!
#LEW6
@loweffortwrestling.bsky.social
@carebearstrader.bsky.social Istg if you eff this up for me at #LEW6 your paying the cost of all these Necklace Flex posters I'm work shopping.
Also, @insurgentsia.bsky.social, remember I still have your book. Sippy cups get spilled sometimes...
I dig the gifts Stetson gave me! He'll feel how intensely so when my boot spurs butt him away from BELT!
Three challengers means more for my facepunching fists to smash. Call it a #TRLE Target Rich Low Effort environment.
By the time #LEW6 wraps, you'll still have me as BELT! Wielder.
#TactFacts
At #LEW6, I’m going to bring BELT back to me, then call up a certain pink-haired hottie for a beer to celebrate.
I got my opponents nervous like a long-tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs, because they know when *this* hat gets thrown into the ring there’s only result.
Veni, vidi, vici.
just took a hit off the pen stiller, sippin on that borg clooney
on the hunt for a necklace like im chasing howie ratner
i hope this one has a furby too #LEW6
So uhh Truck helped steamroll the competition on 5 and now he's my tagtastic Bru on 6, for a necklace. I think a friendship is brewing eh trucky boi; let's hit rewind on the competition and fast forward to stardom.
#lew6 @loweffortwrestling.bsky.social
Blockbuster- a symbol of a bygone era.
But the only thing that’s going to be bygone after #LEW6 is @sc00psmcgee.bsky.social, because I’m going to bust his block with a steel chair over and over again until it flies off his shoulders, and unlike Blockbuster, no one is going to remember him fondly!
My ideal accessory is a bolt-on blonde with daddy issues, but I'll sport some jewelry if it means becoming a champion in @loweffortwrestling.bsky.social "Necklace" for me and the Wolfman, neck braces for the rest of the field #LEW6
Oh, *of course* I’m booked in a match with Cara where I’m supposed to fight over who’s getting a “necklace”.
I see you. I see this.
#LEW6
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(Oh, others are in this match, too. Uh, you suck and I will beat you because I will win. “I” being me and that Wexler person they’re trying to ship me /w)