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Finally waking up and not feeling like I’m DYING 😩 and in good time too, my dog was invited to her first dog birthday party 👀 #lifeshit

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Why do old white men have to be gross???

(At my JOB, positioning a patient)
Old man: you want me to kiss you? 😘

What I should’ve said: No, I want you to stand still so I can shoot you with radiation

What I actually said: 😑 (Firmly) No.

#lifeshit #personal #why

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