Daily Simpsons quote.
Marge: (to Homer) You sound like you're going to buy a pony. Promise me you won't.
Homer: Mm.
Marge: What was that? Was that a yes or a no?
Homer: Buh!
Marge: Those aren't even words!
Homer: Snuh!
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Daily Simpsons quote.
Bart: Hey, how come Lisa gets a pony?
Homer: Because she stopped loving me.
Bart: I don't love you either, so give me a moped.
Homer: Well, I know you love me, so you don't get squat. (laughs)
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Daily Simpsons quote.
Homer: I'll buy her that pony she's always bugging me for.
Marge: We can't afford to buy a pony.
Homer: Marge, with today's gasoline prices, we can't afford not to buy a pony.
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Daily Simpsons quote.
Marge: We're just going to have to cut down on luxuries.
Homer: Well, you know, we're always buying Maggie vaccinations for diseases she doesn't even have!
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Daily Simpsons quote.
Apu: Now, these hot dogs have been here for three years. They are strictly ornamental. There is only one bozo who comes in and buys them.
Homer: But I eat...oh.
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Daily Simpsons quote.
(Homer quits his job at the Kwik-E-Mart)
Apu: He slept, he stole, he was rude to the customers. Still, there goes the best damned employee a convenience store ever had.
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