![A mock magazine cover with the title FERAL written in bold, red, scratched-style letters at the top. The mock-up playfully references magazines aimed at women and girls from the last 30 years, which often focused on beauty, diets, and other topics designed to perpetuate insecurity in the audience. However, this version flips the script and focuses on an the celebration of untamed energy. If you are unaware of any of these titles, you have lived a blessed life.
Below it, the tagline reads:
2025 The Year of the FERAL BABE
Why Taming Yourself is So Last Year
The main image features a fierce (half) elven woman with white braided hair, scars on her face, yellow eyes, and smudges of blood on her skin, exuding a wild, untamed look—embracing the chaotic energy that’s so HOT in Faerûn right now. The subtitles include:
- Party Like a [Wild] Beast: Brew Your Own Fermented Fungi Elixir with Halsin,
- Post-Work Glow Up or Grow Out: Jaheira on Covering Up Cuts, Bruises, and the Emotional Scars of Being a Woman in Leadership,
- Ditch The Clock, Hug a Tree: Why Druids Don’t Do Deadlines,
And an obligatory gossip column:
- (L)eavesdropping in the Grove: Who’s Wild Shaping into What and Why.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:xkbq2j2fgget5mln5wwu4qmk/bafkreihnq2sb776vm7dcddhn5oisxrz5tocg74zix4r2nb457rv3w6ikae)
A mock magazine cover with the title FERAL written in bold, red, scratched-style letters at the top. The mock-up playfully references magazines aimed at women and girls from the last 30 years, which often focused on beauty, diets, and other topics designed to perpetuate insecurity in the audience. However, this version flips the script and focuses on an the celebration of untamed energy. If you are unaware of any of these titles, you have lived a blessed life. Below it, the tagline reads: 2025 The Year of the FERAL BABE Why Taming Yourself is So Last Year The main image features a fierce (half) elven woman with white braided hair, scars on her face, yellow eyes, and smudges of blood on her skin, exuding a wild, untamed look—embracing the chaotic energy that’s so HOT in Faerûn right now. The subtitles include: - Party Like a [Wild] Beast: Brew Your Own Fermented Fungi Elixir with Halsin, - Post-Work Glow Up or Grow Out: Jaheira on Covering Up Cuts, Bruises, and the Emotional Scars of Being a Woman in Leadership, - Ditch The Clock, Hug a Tree: Why Druids Don’t Do Deadlines, And an obligatory gossip column: - (L)eavesdropping in the Grove: Who’s Wild Shaping into What and Why.
Forget girlboss, 2025 is the year of the feral grandma.
Untame yourself, gurl.
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