I still prefer the original. (As much as one can”prefer” #Malört) But barrel aged had its own charm as well.
I love how this popeman manages to persistently cause ruckus and calls out these warmongering assholes 😁
I guess I'll drink a #malört with my chicken, this Easter
Malört Mandalorian? This is the way! 🥃 #C2E2 #StarWars #TheMandalorianAndGrogu #Malört
Junkyard cars built at Chicago Assembly, photographed with a Chicago-built film camera (in a snowstorm) while sipping toolbox Malört. Maybe I should have mixed in some transmission fluid to make it taste better. #malort #junkyardphotography #malört #127film murileemartin.substack.com/p/shooting-c...
i would look so dope wearing a jeppson’s malört tee shirt and be the belle of the ball
it’s odd that some brand merch is so spendy and sold out. they should have shipped me several of these years ago. #malört. also #fernetbranca you are stepping on a fan and that is not good branding. have things in stock and kindly hook me up please! i love fernet and i know bartenders get free swag.
Today I took a Chicago-built camera to shoot Chicago-built cars in a Denver junkyard. I waited for a snowstorm so it would feel more Chicago-like, and I brought a flask of Malört along. As one does. #filmphotography #chicagocluster #junkyardphotography #127film #chicagoassembly #malort #malört
A chalk sign advertising various cocktails sits in an art deco window against a white stucco wall. The top of the sign reads “FROZENS Malort! Yes, you read that right. Coconut Mojito, daiquiris, margaritas, Buffa blast, mimosa.”
Leave this to the professionals #malört #NewOrleans
Need the #NHLBlackhawks mascot with a bottle of #Malört in one hand and a can of #OldStyle in the other, riding a giant Chicago hot dog à la Slim Pickens for the Ultimate Chicago tattoo like my friend did? Look no further! Bring me your ideas and I’ll make ‘em for your #tattooartist to interpret
Some of us enjoy #Malört! Maybe a Midwest thing!?
My Chicago/Illinois chums…
If you’re looking for a gift for me, it’ll hold up till next December #Malört
5 stages of a Swiftie boyfriend:
Denial: I am NOT going to Taylor Swift.
Rage: Fuck this fucking Taylor Swift thing.
Bargaining: Can I do 3 shots of #Malört instead? The pain will be the same.
Depression: Sigh...
Acceptance: (I don't know what this part is like, I'm still at depression).
I have the dregs of one bottle, and a fresh, unopened bottle in the cupboard ready to go, so #Seattle is locked with our brothers in #Malört, er, #Chicago.
#IYKYK
To the Federal agencies coming to #Chicago — you may want to reconsider.
#Malört #ICE #DHS #FDT #FoxtrotDeltaTango
Stephen Colbert gives comfort to Chicago in a most Chicago way.
#Malört
I made a Malört cocktail suggested to me by ChatGPT. Yet another reason not to trust ChatGPT. This is bitter and nasty. But I'm going to finish it.
#Malört
I did it. I made the malõr-tai. '44 mai tai spec with homemade orgeat amd 2oz of malõrt. Needs some minor tweaks, but I have had way worse mai tais.
#malört @davidwondrich.bsky.social figured you'd enjoybthizm
DoorDashing #Malört, I ordered a quart
on the Saturday after you left me
DoorDashing Malört ‘cause you sold me short,
and I’m throwing a one-person party
#Malört: If self-loathing had a flavor...
Oh! My turn to post a recipe! I should make this sometime.
#malort #malört #pie #recipe
I couldn’t find a recipe of the only Malort Pie posted on here, so I tried a hand at my own. : r/malort share.google/kyD5B4gFf8st...
It’s been a year since I did my first shot of Malört with Dave @beerinfront.bsky.social in #Chicago …Little did I know how much it would grow on me. 🍻
#drinkcheck
#Malört
#malort
I know y'all like porno and stuff, but I'm a big wormwood fan and I chase after the best herbal liquors while teaching others the joy of Malört and other wormwood brews. #herbs #Malört #wormwood #booze #seattle #gorki #absinthe
Day 2 of ABSOLUTE raunchy VO work. . Some VO actors will tell you they don't do smut, adult, NSFW project, but I do. Not because of the money, but because of the intensity. True actors never choose safe projects; you never hone your craft being safe. . I had a small quorum with a VO actor who specialized in accents and impersonations. Granted, he did get more work than I did, but when it came to serious prose...stuff that needed emotional intelligence and skill....he didn't have that. 'Work is work' , he said. Maybe, I replied, 'But would you rather be known pantamiming the original or being the original?' . I rarely perform accents. I find it honorable not to mimic the original...if a client can't afford the original actor, then they should find a way or think of a better idea. I don't think it's elitist... I feel if you want Morgan Freeman, pay him... not me. . But pay me for my skill, my work, and my talent. I'm the original. Thus, I perform naughty things on my downtime and drink Malört to recover. . This is 2025. We no longer need to put on airs. Staying true to one's passion and self is what will keep you true and paid. . Romance novel commercial tomorrow. . I need more Malört. . #voiceoverartist #voiceover #voiceactor #voiceacting #audiobooks #malort #actor #Seattle
#Malört for life.
I feel like this eye chart should be on the label of every bottle of #Malört.
WHY IS THIS SO FUCKING GOOD?! 🤩✨️ I'm so glad it's back!! #malörtspritz #malört
The first edict from the new Pope has been announced. By the end of the month and forevermore the Blood of Christ will no longer be wine. It will be Malört.
#Malört #Chicago #Pope
In honor of the new Pope we’re opening the “good” stuff. #malört