If you’re hurting this season:
bro, same.
We’re walking through a damn theme park of illusions.
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They slap a “Happy Birthday, Jesus” sticker on it
and pretend it’s not the biggest annual cover-up in human history.
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Everyone’s acting like Christmas is holy and cute,
but let’s be honest—
it’s just a worldwide festival of booze, fake smiles,
and couples trying to sneak home early to have sex.
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As an aside, Last Christmas hits different when you’re freshly dumped.
How the hell is a breakup song THAT catchy?
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WHY DID I DIVORCE HIM, ANYWAY?! HE WAS A GOOD PROVIDER, HE DIDN'T MIND MY SHOPPING SPREES... starts to sob I WANT MY YOUTH BACK! I WANT MY HUSBAND BACK! #MiddleAgedCrisis #DivorcedAndDesperate
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What do u do when u get the job u thought u wanted only to realize u don't want it.... I'm thinking life is short and I should go back to the job I loved doing!
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In my second #middleagedcrisis of the evening, I’m watching Star Trek tng and actually finding Riker vaguely hot. No irony. I think it’s the beard and the way he says ‘dammit’.
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