my mom keeps talking about diet poppers aka jalapeño poppers with only half a strip of bacon 😂😂💕🌶️🥓 #midwestmom

Midwestern mom level 💯- your kid has bowling practice for two hours a half hour from your house during work hours so you tote all your office shit, buy a $1.08 large Diet Coke and squat at Wendy’s three days a week. #midwestmom #imnew #wfhhack