Propagation scaled back after last year’s chaos. Gifts were made. Labels weren’t. Timing this year is strangely correct. Placement remains unknown. Raised bed v6 is still theoretical. Cubic metres of perfect soil standing by. Learning continues.

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Barrel of Mystery:
Early signs of life observed. Either impeccable seasonal foresight or last-minute panic before frost.
Hosta confirmed. Rest unclear. “Chives,” says Google. I think not. Time will tell what was buried here…

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Bonus patch:
Legacy seeds, improperly archived, quietly forgotten, unexpectedly active.
Possible white strawberries. Possibly Japanese.
Possibly cursed. Awaiting identification…

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