But, like, run that thing down to a nub if you know what I mean.

#meme #solvingproblems #joke #funny #modernproblemsrequiremodernsolutions

There are new prints available on the site, but I have struggled with how to post about them here, given nature of the subject matter. I have arrived at a solution. 🤣

www.schamballah.com/shop

#artprintshop #darkartists #modernproblemsrequiremodernsolutions

I love this idea! I think we can just use drones to attach the AirTags to the top of the truck cab and no one will be the wiser 😀 #ModernProblemsRequireModernSolutions #NotDoingTheGifBecauseFuckDaveChappelle

In honor of my Chinese heritage and the ancestral homeland along with my love for art and science, I think some interactive performance creativity with crossbows and gunpowder may be in order.

As @bassoonysu.bsky.social and @tom.medsky.social may agree upon, #ModernProblemsRequireModernSolutions.

Add a Bluetooth speaker to the mower and play gas mower sounds at full volume. #ModernProblemsRequireModernSolutions

Ahhhhhhhh!!!
#ModernProblemsRequireModernSolutions

Wenn mir eine Antisemitismusdefinition nicht gefällt beschließe ich mir einfach eine neue.

#modernproblemsrequiremodernsolutions
#dieLinke

Did you know you can remove childproof caps and just use the regular cap underneath? How you remove it it up to you.
#lifehack #420 #modernproblemsrequiremodernsolutions

Tesla the company has little in common with Tesla the man, who wanted free electricity for everyone, but a rich muhfucka stole his work and got even richer instead.

I have a solution.

Rename the company Musk, so that it will deserve all these evil attacks.

#modernproblemsrequiremodernsolutions

Our solution for these crazy times. #getinthepot #soup #modernproblemsrequiremodernsolutions 👻☠️💀👻☠️💀

A white person with very large glasses has a teal book light clipped on their maroon hoodie

When you don't know where your headlamp is and you're tired of your book light getting in your eyes

#booksky #ModernProblemsRequireModernSolutions

At bottom is the picture of the guy saying, "Modern problems require modern solutions." Above, it says, "Don't punish your child by taking their online games away. Log onto their games and get them banned."

#modernproblems #modernproblemsrequiremodernsolutions #children #onlinegames #punishment #funny

Family got a #phishing #email, claiming they owed a fine for speeding.

The site was not protected. It took 5 minutes to write a #bash script to generate fake information (thanks #ChatGPT). Now their database is full of trash.

#ModernProblemsRequireModernSolutions

Traffic lights should honk when they turn green so everyone looks up from their phones.
#ModernProblemsRequireModernSolutions

I had to teach my mom how to make a beer bong. This year's Christmas tree is too thick no one can reach in there to water it. Not too shabby for a guy who has never had a drink in his life🤷‍♂️ #modernproblemsrequiremodernsolutions

The only thing to stop a bad guy with a gun is... a good guy with a witty comeback and the Wi-Fi password. Because let's face it, distraction and internet access can disarm almost anyone. #ModernProblemsRequireModernSolutions