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#momshit #carriderlineselfies #milf

Also #momshit

Basically living for the couple of hours between throwing away all the wrapping paper and starting Christmas dinner when my time is my own and I can set up next year’s planner and notebook. #momshit

I just realized I plan little treats through the day for myself for the times I’m home with the kids while my husband is at work… like today’s treat? A massive decadent homemade ice coffee and a promise to watch the football game guilt free. #momshit

“I would not feed you to Galactus,” I said to my daughter instead of “good night.” #momshit

Washer pump was clogged with polyfil from a Squishmellow. After it dries out I can see if its fixed. I really didnt need this #sidequest. #momshit

I can’t believe how excited I am for cold pumpkin pie from the fridge at midnight when everyone is sleeping. #momshit

It’s Friday. I’m off today, and it’s payday.

Instead of enjoying the moment I am at the ER with my child for possible bronchitis 😒 #momshit #blackmomsky #blacksky

Co-sleeping has me cleaning up vomit at 2am #momshit

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6:15am dogs fed and pilled, 7:05am Padfoot dropped off to have broken tooth pulled, 8:05am back home to grab kids, 8:30am dropped off at school. Now Dad’s to walk his dogs, sitting in parking lot for a minute to finish my coffee. It’s 8:54am and I already need a nap. #momshit

Carefully making a list of places I want to eat at/get takeout from next week when I have the house to myself #momshit

Sooj’s TV with the Netflix series Hilda on it: 2D color animation of Hilda’s mom Johanna smiling cautiously at her daughter’s antics. (Shortly before Johanna saves the day with a portable battery powered circular saw.)

Shoutout to Hilda’s mom Johanna & animators/storytellers who let mums be fully developed characters. #momshit #Hilda #therealMVP #momgoals