656 Moon of the Wolf
A southern gothic story about a well to do family in Louisiana dealing with losing their clout and power. Also, a killer is on the lose who might be a werewolf. Kinda great for a TV movie!
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🤣⬇️ Post of the Night!!
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"Oh, you got them down there, too? Ohhh, yeah... I know JUST who to send..."
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"I'm acting under the authority vested in me in the town charter. And I say, THE BEACHES STAY OPEN!!!"
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Wow!
Yeah, Burstyn was great in Resurrection.
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Well, frankly, my Dear, I don't give a damn. ;) (But it was worth a shot.)
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This is even harder for me to conceptualize than when you'd told me about putting hard-boiled egg in gravy.
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Oh, for the love of GOD! Now they're saying he's "Had a spell." First, a "fit"; now, a "spell."
If I ever gave a Dx like that, I'd be FIRED.
Why can't they use medical terminology?! And what the Fuck kind of Medicine are they practicing down there?!
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"Doctor, what's wrong with him?"
"He's having a fit."
(Actual dialogue.)
This kind of faux Medical shit drives me CRAZY!!
Also, I agree with the townfolk: this dude ain't no real doc. lol
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Jed Clampett's all, "What?! I'm about two weeks from packing it all up to the Hills of Beverly, and y'all wanna deputize me on murder case down here?? Well, Doggggieee!!"
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Yeah, it was either him, or the Star Trek Librarian guy.
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Whoa. Really? Fort Apache, the Bronx, was a pretty good movie, though.
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(You're afraid I'm going to call you, to ask you to translate, huh?)
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"I ain't sure he really a doctor! And I think maybe HE killed her!"
"Hmmm... I need to chew on that one for a bit. Might take me a while."
Two hours later: "Boys, you know what we need to do: It's time to bring out them banjos!"
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THAT much was clear from the first scene.
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I'm sorry, but it's soooo jarring to hear Barbara Rush and David Janssen speak like this. <yikes!> I mean, even *I* could a better job with that crazy accent, and I'm from Boston, for God's sake.
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Waiting for JD Vance to show up, saying HE got her pregnant.
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Texas Chain Saw Massacre? Winter's Bone? Night of the Hunter? (The last two were excellent; I've never seen the first.)
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"You boys find out who done made Ellie pregnant, and you gone know who killed her."
And -- voila! -- the fashion-challenged DOCTOR says that HE got her pregnant. (To quote Lee Grant in "In The Heat of the Night": "What the Hell kind of town IS this?!"
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Jesus H. Christopher Columbus. This father-son duo look and sound like a cross between Deliverance and a MAGA rally. <shudder>
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Not gonna lie: That bayou guy in the red shirt, is kind of cute. (Didn't he play the good doctor in Return to the Planet of the Apes??)
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Why is she wearing Goddess of Cat's old kitchen curtains?
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I'm glad I'm not going to be on this jury, as I can hardly understand a freaking thing they're saying.
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"I've known you for ten years -- and I've never known you were left-handed."
"Yeah, well, I've known you for ten years, and I've never seen you read a newspaper."
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"I can read her face like a newspaper."
Yeah, I'm not actually sure he can read a newspaper.
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Damn. Take me to Marsh Island, NOW.
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Wait... they're calling that "FRENCH"?! 🤣
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Yo, listen, guys: I don't speak Hillbilly. Can one of you translate that for me?
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With the exception of the doctor and the sheriff, these townsfolk (kin folk? ;) all seem like contenders for The Darwin Awards.
(Although the doc's questionable fashion choices make me wonder about him, as well.)
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