SHOWN: Gray tabby cat on a flannel pant. SHOWN IN CAT’S DISTANT STARE: The cat imagines the human taxidermied into a rug that does not need to move at all, which would be to the benefit of everyone, were the human not also the keeper of food and the purveyor of pets. And also the janitor. Good help is hard to find, thinks the cat. “Feet asleep.” Honestly. The brazen lies of the human are becoming irksome. Is it smart enough to lie? Perhaps, instead, it is just very stupid. Who knows what nonsense humans will believe. NOT SHOWN: passing crow that the cat tries to attack through a closed window five seconds later. “Bird brain,” thinks the human, using the opportunity to, at last, escape.

MORE CAT: There is no such thing as feet that sleep, human. There is only cat. #morecat #caturday

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Gray tabby cat sprawled half - in, half - out of a cat bed.

MORE CAT: There is no such thing as in bed or out of bed, human. There is only cat. #morecat #cat

A very lazy gray tabby cat lounging on a lap. Couch with pillows and patterned rug in the background.

“And mamma in her ’kerchief, and I in my cap,
Had just settled our brains for a long winter’s nap…”

MORE CAT: There are no winter naps, human. There are only cat naps, for there is only cat. #morecat #caturday

Gray tabby cat sleeping on a human’s lap. Denim jeans, floral socks, patterned rug, knit sweater in the background.

MORE CAT: There is no such thing as “need to go,” human. There is only cat. #morecat #skylinecleanse

Two gray tabby cats asleep in a cat bed. One face fully visible, the other partially obscured. Three visible ears total. One paw outstretched, one floral pillow at right.

MORE CAT: No, I was not born with three ears, human. Your sense of humor does not exist. We sleep through your silly jokes because, as we ever remind you, there is only Cat. #morecat #timelinecleanse

Two tabby cats. One in foreground facing away from camera. One in background making a face, with one tooth hanging out of his mouth, one eye closed, nose scrunched. He looks like a five year old screwing up his face trying to prove he can wiggle his ears. Or, successfully but with no panache, to wink.

No, YOU can’t wink. #morecat

Posh gray tabby cat on a heated brown cushion in front of a Lego Orchid. Framed degrees in the background. This loser looks posh and well educated and sounds very sage when he stares at me with this “there is only cat” business but BE NOT FOOLED, I SAY: this dummy shreds postit pads and eats the confetti and then barfs on the floor of my office during meetings. (Yes, we do Play and have walks and do all the things to keep him from getting bored and shredding paper and sometimes he just does it anyway. I think it’s schadenfreude but he would probably say it’s something like “joy in chaos” or “only cat”)

MORE CAT: There is no such thing as fake flowers, human. I do not bask in nature, I bask in myself. I am Cat. There is only Cat. #morecat #timelinecleanse

One gray tabby cat grooms another’s ear. Tongue blep visible.

Two tabby cats sleeping with faces touching. They have very pointy ears; one has white paws and high contrast stripes on his tail. He does not know that his pointy ears and stripey tail significantly endear him to his human even more than his socks. At one point, long ago now, said socks and stripey tail and pointy ears fit fully inside her shoe. She reminds him of this often; he listens, respectful but uncomprehending. His patient expression seems to say: There is no such thing as then and now, human. There is only cat. He is unsure she can be taught.

MORE CAT: There is no such thing as personal space, human. There is only cat. #morecat #timelinecleanse

Seriously, though, even if you don't care about baseball, the Pickles are a great follow. Lots of crazy nonsense from Dillon, and the occasional horrors of the food specials.

@picklesbaseball.bsky.social
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Gray tabby cat with green eyes reclining on a human’s crossed legs. Orange pillow in background.

MORE CAT: There are no weekend chores, human. There is only cat. #morecat

Grey tabby cat perched on a clean bath towel. I put said towel on top of a box to keep it out of reach, but I forgot: cats love boxes, and fresh laundry, and trouble. Bonus cat: there is no such thing as out of reach, human. There is only cat.

MORE CAT: There is no clean laundry, human. There is only cat. #morecat #timelinecleanse

Cat sitting on garden fence with purple greenish tinted sky above her

Cat thinks this is better aurora photo #MoreCat

A blurry photo of two cats on a staircase: one seated and staring from the top of the stairs, the other mid-pounce down the stairs. White walls in background.

MORE CAT: Caught at the top of the stairs plotting her demise, the human quickly attempts to photograph the Cat but loses the quickdraw to the fastest pounce in the west. There is no evidence, human: there is only Cat. #morecat #timelinecleanse

Gray tabby cat on back of couch, looking down.

MORE CAT: The cat reads along over the human’s shoulder for togetherness, not information. He knows already that all the universe is simply this: there is only cat. #timelinecleanse #morecat

Two gray tabby cats, one (right) with white paws; one with his tongue slightly sticking out (left).

MORE CAT: Caturday is for friends. All days can be caturday when you finally accept that there is only cat. #caturday #blep #morecat

Gray tabby cat sits on his perch. Pink string to the right.

MORE CAT: Nestled among many strings, the cat feels content. There is no better Eden, human: there is only cat. #cat #cats #morecat #catsofbluesky #timelinecleanse

Curious gray tabby cat looking up at the camera. Pattered rug in background.

MORE CAT: Betraying a joyful inner self under his stony exterior, the cat recognizes the words “Friday” and “playtime.” There is no week, human. One day you will learn: there is only cat. #timelinecleanse #cat #cats #morecat #catsofbluesky

Frey tabby cat looking back over left shoulder. Great light for whiskers. Starry Night imaged in the background.

MORE CAT: The light glinting perfectly off his whiskers, eyebrows, and pointed ears, the cat’s signature look ‘Grey Wisdom’ puts ‘Blue Steel’ to shame. There are no great male models, human. There is only cat. #morecat