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That and Star Wars is bad and we should stop giving it so much attention? #MostlyJoking

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I've got coffee, a breakfast burrito, and the audacity of a mediocre white man. I'm going to improve quality of life for (at least one) cancer patient.

#MostlyJoking #MedicalResearch #FuckCancer

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Dad added a heap of cayenne to dinner while I wasn’t paying attention tonight.

Niece introduces me to peanut butter rice which I try exactly one bite of because of those big, earnest eyes.

…I think tomorrow’s gonna be a smoothie only day. Foods been mean tonight.

#mostlyjoking #foodcrimes

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Nice to know that fancy-apartment-people are the same everywhere :) #MostlyJoking (Ty! Video-based social media is terrible for my brain, but what ppl are sharing from this exchange is all fascinating.)

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Bell curve is universal though, so there would be stupid aliens.
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sure you can, if you double up the garlic and season well to make up for it, what do you have against fried catfish and green beans and macaroni and cheese? 🤣 #MostlyJoking (my body thinks any identifiable fragment of onion is an assassination attempt and ivs been finding work arounds my whole life)

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Any politician who opposes minimum pricing of alcohol is soft on drugs. #mostlyjoking

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There should be more perks to knowing people who work at NSPower. #mostlyjoking

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