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The Mad Toad King celebrates his birthday by playing with his armies.

The Mad King orders his parade army to engage peaceful *NO KINGS* protesters with "very heavy force".

The Mad Toad King is celebrating his birthday by pulling his armies from his totalitarian toy box. He needs to line them up in neat rows so they can admire him as they pass by. Any peaceful protesters during his birthday party will be met with a “very heavy force”. Happy birthday, good sir!
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Majorly Terribly Green joins the Mad Toad King's salsa band as the only other creature in the administration that does not know what the Congo is. GE humors them in the background.

While deriding immigrunts, the Mad Toad King said, “Many people come from the Conga. I don’t know what that is.” Le Cirque Médiatique cry out, “Ingraphicacy!” But the Mentwuz say, “Hold fast! He’s figured it out and it is P-A-R-T-Y TIME!” “C’mon shake your body baby, do the conga!”--GE
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The WEE-ME Tactical Firearms company with the NRA are in the running to sponsor the Lily-White House Easter Egg Roll. It's actually more of an Easter Egg Slaughter. And THEY say, "Well you have to break a few eggs . . ."

One may have never thought that the Lilly-White House would choose an Internet pornography company to sponsor the Easter Egg Roll. But they do have the cash!

The Mad Toad King decreed events at the Lily-White House will be auctioned off to the highest bidder. It will be close between the two finalists for the Easter Egg Roll: The WEE-ME Tactical Firearms company with the NRA; or PornHub. They both have fantastic mock-ups! Which is your favorite?
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The Mad Toad King sits on his golden throne in MAL indicating what he thinks of the Good Folk complaining about his Evil Orders (EOs).

His home is magical! The palatial retreat of the Mad Toad King. He has cut housing assistance to those who need it most by claiming the DEI Devils are spending all of his coins.

These Good Folk from the land of Bamablama are unable to find affordable housing since President Muskrat and DODGY have cut funding.

Good Folk in the Manor of Missery are hoping for a little Feudal assistance to get back on their feet., but as members of the Parasite Class they are not worthy.

The Mad Toad King’s Evil Order (EO) ‘Ending Radical and Wasteful Government DEI Programs and Preferencing,’ cuts funding for housing to the Parasite Class. He sits on his golden throne in MAL while demanding President Muskrat and his DODGY team of doggies dehouse the Good Folk.
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Low-Lord, Mark Elf-Ord, from the Manor of Missery, gathered his elf peasants to engage them in a little celestial gaslighting. He told them not to worry about losing their jobs because , "God has a plan for them."

The Mad Toad King of all Gods, Anu. Long live the King!

Low-Lord, Mark Elf-Ord, from the Manor of Missery gathered his elf peasants to engage them in a little celestial gaslighting. He told the group of fired feudal workers, “God Anu has a plan and purpose for your life.” The elves countered loudly, “We don’t want your God!”
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“I’m–we’re the Federal law here!”, said The Mad Toad King. "If you don't do what I say, I will deny all feudal coin for your land. Yes, I will starve your children." He finished with, "Yeah? You and whose army?"

Lady Justice has changed. Ignore her at your peril. There is a single arm of justice, and it belongs to Anu, the Mad Toad King. He has removed her blindfold so that only He may judge the guilty . . . and innocent. There will be blood.

Showing his ass by raising his Freudian slip, the Mad Toad King said, “I’m–we’re the federal law here!” “L'État, c'est moi”, said King Louis XIV. Est sed unum, says the seal of His Holy Highness Anu, the Mad Toad King. His path is clear. Lady Justice has changed. Ignore her at your peril.
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The executive branch is dispatching dogged commissars to police the political thoughts of feudal workers. Speaking out against policy is treason!

The law is dead.

The Mad Toad King has proclaimed that each feudal agency shall have a commissar who will discover, report, and punish thoughtcrime against the realm. The proclamation also states that only the Mad King or his AG can interpret the law so that everyone is accountable to the King of Gods, Anu.
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The Mad Toad King has proclaimed himself Anu -- King of Gods and creator of Anu'merica.

The official seal of Anu, His Holy Highness of Anu'merica.

Now that the Mad Toad King has officially been coronated by his Lily-White Pad, He has taken the name Anu – King of Gods. Because He found it so simple to rename large bodies of water and mountains, He has renamed America into Anu’merica in honor of Himself and “a new” America. He’s clever.
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