A European Starling in Baltimore considers weighty issues of the day.

A European Starling observes some sort of shenanigans occurring off camera stage left.

A European Starling is proud of his immigrant heritage.

A European Starling asks how long this photo session is and who’s paying for it.

Starling has hired me as his personal photographer and publicist. Please consider Starling as a spokesbird for your upcoming marketing campaigns. #birds #europeanstarling #naturalizednotinvasive #immigrantsgetthejobdone