Imperial probe droid spotted above New Jersey

We finally have a good image of the drones flying over New Jersey. It seems they are looking for some kind of rebel base, or maybe some scruffy looking Nerf herders. Regardless, Trump has issued a statement saying Lord Vader can "do whatever the hell he wants." #starwars #nerfherders #lukeskywalker

Obama secretly tends herds of large, foul-smelling, antlered, quadrupedal beasts on Alderaan. (Also, he's scuffy-looking.) #NerfHerders