Tonight’s plans 😋🤓

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My man-servant Björn and I will arm ourselves with daggers & board a flying mutant dog sled, then race across excessively manicured lawns to the sound of "Ride of the Valkyries,” until Santa relinquishes the bacon-flavored candy canes he recovered from the Heat Miser.

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