Pig Semen Eye Drops, Sperm Deteriation Prevention, and A 24-ft. Potty Chair Portal
If the only way to treat retinal cancer was to put pig semen in your eyes, would you do it? I'm betting you would...provided no one told you what was in the treatment. Guys, what would be your method of keeping your "swimmers" fresh? A new study finds that there's a "sweet spot" if you want to keep your "count" high! There's also a sweet spot right below a "HOHO Chair" that's in the yard of a FL Man. A clown face that is a portal to Philadelphia. And the neighbors of Winter Park, FL are not too happy with this attraction because it's 24-ft. high and can be seen all over town. And you thought your neighbor was stupid.
In this Midweek BONUS Episode...
- Jesse Ventura Says Trump Faked Assassination Attempt In Pennsylvania
- A Whole New Meaning to “Eye Contact” As Pig Semen Is Used To Make Eye Drops Delivering Cancer Treatment
- If You Love Your Lawn, You Can Get It Drunk on Natty Light Fertilizer
- COP Busted For Drunkenly Driving to Crime Scene While on Duty
- Is Barbie a Drug Mule Now?
- PA Guy Set Fire to Home While Singing 'Burning Down the House'
- Philadelphia Airport Sets Guinness World Record With Longest Line Of Cheesesteaks
- Finnish Circus Performer Pulls 2,184-Pound Carriage With His Nipples
- A Man's 98th Arrest Involved a Custom Bong on His Car's Dash
- Airline Passenger DIES During 14-HOUR Flight— Corpse Stored In GALLEY
- Plane Forced To Turn Around After It Hit a Coyote During Takeoff
- Pants-Wearing Kangaroo Evades Authorities in Wild Chase—In Wisconsin
- Drunk FL Man Drives Through Gate at the Airport—Tries to Board Planes
- Man Calls 911 In The Car With His Son Who Got Pulled Over By A Cop
- Tiger Woods Arrested For Suspicion Of DUI After Crashing His Land Rover and His Circle Is Concerned: ‘You’re 50 and Need to Act Like It’
- Men Should Frequently Fire Off “Loads” To Prevent Sperm Deteriation
- The Latest Protein Hack: Dumping Yogurt in Your Coffee
- CA Man Found Drunk And Passed Out In Auto-Driving Tesla
- Teen Was So Frustrated with Potholes in His MI Community, He Went to Home Depot and Fixed Them Himself
- Indiana Man Steals A Bud Light Truck—Leads Police On Chase
- FL Artist Builds 24-Ft. High Potty Chair In His Backyard
Stay up-to-date with the latest stupidity from the current events of the day with the Insane Week In Review and meet our 7 new "winners" in this week's Genius Awards!!
