*don't I always, I stay a-ponderin'

#nonfpl #pondering #sorrynotsorry

Breaking news:

Galatasaray offers to double and pay Mourinho's salary... if he remains where he's at.

#igotjokes #nonfpl

Oh, you're a marathon boss with 1000000 HP. Np, I have a girl in a fur suit and a plant hopped up on cat drugs to deal with you, old man!

#ffx2 #trema #nonfpl

Y’all know all those random scammer texts we always get acting like they know us?

“Hi it’s Sara u remember me?” or the simple “hey” have always been easy enough to ignore.

But now they’ve cracked my code. About to have a whole convo and hand over the keys to my castle.

#scallops #nonfpl

I'd especially love to see Lewis-Skelly and Martinelli have impressive performances today. Let's go, Arsenal!

#nonfpl