Sup guys Jesus here, just wanted to mention that none of you got me anything for my birthday :(

It's kinda messed up man...

#jesus #christmas #notcoolbro #sad #yourhomiejesus

@governor.ca.gov @gavinnewsom.bsky.social You need to sort this mess out #notcoolbro

Ok but they didn’t have to take CapCut too tho #notcoolbro

We received our 900th submission!!! This milestone submission was a private owner vehicle violating a #bikelane and was submitted from #DC Location: 11th St NW between E st and F st. Date/Time 3/18 @ 4:29pm #thatsnotabike #notcoolbro

@OHWildBill Fuckhead also jacked up my afternoon patio plans. #notcoolbro

first broken elbow, now broken toothbrush. #notcoolbro

sighted: guy wearing cuffed capris. THIS IS ONLY OK IN EUROPE!! #notcoolbro

wtf @Nickelodeon #spongebob is supposed to be on right now what is this #maxandruby bullshit #fuckthatshit #butterhipsters #notcoolbro