When the atheists start siding with the pope, you know someone's fucking shit up pretty badly. The only way the biblical prophecy of the lion laying with the lamb should be possible is if they're both dead. 👀 #notquitedeadyet #noseriously #myINFAMOUSlife #letsbeINFAMOUStogether #yerdoinitwrong

GARY'S NEW THING:

Gary (12:21pm): Hey!! It's 1 2 2 1!!

Me: 👀...

Gary (12:34pm): Hey!! It's 1 2 3 4!!

Me: 👀 *throws himself into traffic*
#notquitedeadyet #noseriously #myINFAMOUSlife #imINFAMOUS #letsbeINFAMOUStogether #yerdoinitwrong

Stubbed my broken pinky toe again about a week ago. The incurring setback is turning out to be even more painful than the original injury... 👀 #notquitedeadyet #ridefast #takechances #myINFAMOUSlife #imINFAMOUS #letsbeINFAMOUStogether #yerdoinitwrong

Okay. It was 95°f just a couple hours ago!! WTF is it windy and freezing cold now!?!! What did you people do!!?! Dafuq, y'all!?!!!! 👀🥶 #notquitedeadyet #noseriously #ucantmakethisshitup #myINFAMOUSlife #imINFAMOUS #letsbeINFAMOUStogether #yerdoinitwrong

Not Quite D E A D Yet. please read it. And shoutout to the doggies
#booklovers #YAreaders #hollyjacksonbooklovers #notquitedeadyet #readingcommunity ##writingcommunity #allreaders #allwriters

How about these data centers using the wealth they're generating to move their operations off planet and into orbit where it's so cold they won't need all our water to operate. Oh, wait... That's Skyet. Right? My bad... 👀 #notquitedeadyet #letsbeINFAMOUStogether #yerdoinitwrong

Your copy will actually have words in it .....hopefully...... #NotQuiteDeadYet #NQDY #hollyjackson #aggtm #booklovers #writingcommunity #allwriters #authorscommunity #readerscommunity

I have never lived a single day of my life w/o allergies. Today Gary suggested I move to Mars, and suddenly it dawned on me that on a spacecraft, I could actually know what it would be like to be allergy free. 👀

Oh, to dream!! #ishouldhavebeenanastronaut #notquitedeadyet #letsbeINFAMOUStogether

NOT QUITE DEAD YET book is going well #hollyjacksonbook #writingcommunity #authorcommunity #notquitedeadyet

If there's any way I can save you the suffering, I'd warn you to avoid the movie "Iron Lung" at all cost! Go see "Melania" instead. Seriously. At least you'd have something to poke fun of after the fact... 👀 #notquitedeadyet #noseriously ##myINFAMOUSlife #letsbeINFAMOUStogether #yerdoinitwrong

#CripplyGoodness #NotQuiteDeadYet #BodiesAreAScam #DisCo #LudditeDanceParty

So fun! Something is shorting in my steering wheel. The cruise control started honking when you try to use it. Now, the horn just goes off randomly when you turn the wheel. Had a dude get out of his car to confront me!!! 👀 #notquitedeadyet ##noseriously #letsbeINFAMOUStogether #yerdoinitwrong

How many more months of January do we have left? 👀 #noseriously #fuqthisshit #asking4afriend #notquitedeadyet #myINFAMOUSlife #imINFAMOUS #letsbeINFAMOUStogether #yerdoinitwrong

E'rbody hoping for snow, but knowing it's ice and destruction that's coming for us. Guess I'll see y'all on the other side. Stay warm... 👀 #ridefast #takechances #notquitedeadyet #noseriously #ucantmakethisshitup #myINFAMOUSlife #imINFAMOUS #letsbeINFAMOUStogether #yerdoinitwrong

I'm at the point in my 2000 Ford F250's life where I no longer have a monthly truck payment, but I kinda sorta have a monthly truck payment... 👀 #fixorrepairdaily #notquitedeadyet #justshootme #noseriously #myINFAMOUSlife #imINFAMOUS #letsbeINFAMOUStogether #yerdoinitwrong

Me.

...next Monday. 👀☃️❄️ #notquitedeadyet #noseriously #ucantmakethisshitup #ijusmadethisshitup #myINFAMOUSlife #imINFAMOUS #letsbeINFAMOUStogether #yerdoinitwrong

I'll be taking part in the "2026 Challenge". Basically, I just have to survive 2026 without getting shot in the face by some bubba playing out some government-sanctioned Punisher cosplay fantasy... 👀 #notquitedeadyet #noseriously #imINFAMOUS #letsbeINFAMOUStogether #yerdoinitwrong

I'll be taking part in the "2026 Challenge". Basically, I just have to survive 2026 without getting shot in the face by some bubba playing out some government-sanctioned Punisher cosplay fantasy... 👀 #notquitedeadyet #noseriously #imINFAMOUS #letsbeINFAMOUStogether #yerdoinitwrong

Audio Mini-Reviews: Guard in the Garden by Diamanti & Not Quite Dead Yet by Holly Jackson I have been posting reviews on my bookstagram! I figured, I should share them here too. ✨Thank you, @simonmaverickaudio for the gifted ALC. All thoughts and opinions are my own! Guard in the Garden by @zsdiamanti was amazing. I loved every second of this. I listened to it over two days because I could not put it down. If you want something that will make you feel warm and happy, pick this up!

Mini-Audio Reviews: Guard in the Garden by Diamanti and Not Quite Dead Yet by Holly Jackson

#audiobook #audioreview #NotQuiteDeadYet #GuardintheGarden

This guy, parked at a green light with a bumper sticker that reads, "HONK IF YOU THINK I'M SEXY," just trying to feel better about himself, totally personifies 2026... 👀 #notquitedeadyet #noseriously #myINFAMOUSlife #imINFAMOUS #letsbeINFAMOUStogether #yerdoinitwrong

Una amiga me regaló un libro:
"Aún no estoy muerta"
¡Qué maravilloso libro! Y más en su edición especial.💙💙

#HollyJackson #NotQuiteDeadYet #Book #Read

Oh, look!!! It's another sun-shiny seditious #Jan06th!!! 👀 #TREASONSGREETINGS everybody!!! 👀 #MURICA🇺🇸 #notmypresident #fuckthatputo #notquitedeadyet #myINFAMOUSlife #imINFAMOUS #letsbeINFAMOUStogether #yerdoinitwrong

*Throwing @tacobell bean and cheese burritos into the @sanandreafault as a sacrifice to hasten the collapse of California into the Pacific Ocean*– LET!! HER!! RIP!!! 👀 #shithappens #notquitedeadyet #noseriously #myINFAMOUSlife #imINFAMOUS #letsbeINFAMOUStogether #yerdoinitwrong

Happy St Sylvester's Day to all my friends who participate. Not me. I don't.

...but nonetheless! Have a good one!!! Whoop!! 👀 #notquitedeadyet #noseriously #myINFAMOUSlife #imINFAMOUS #letsbeINFAMOUStogether #yerdoinitwrong

Everyone: *doing ABSOLUTELY NADA b/c it's the week between Xmas and New Year's*

Me: Sore AF after spending the last 3 days moving all my tropicals into the greenhouse and reinforcing the GIANT inflatables in our front yard after this cold front that came thru... #noseriously #notquitedeadyet

#notquitedeadyet #noseriously #myINFAMOUSlife #imINFAMOUS #letsbeINFAMOUStogether #yerdoinitwrong

Just checked my Venmo, and boy, oh boy! Y'all have really let me down this year. Wow. Just, wow... I guess Santa's supposed to pay for all this himself!? 🎅 #jussayin #sorrynotsorry #notquitedeadyet #hohoholyshit #myINFAMOUSlife #imINFAMOUS #letsbeINFAMOUStogether #yerdoinitwrong

We went shopping at the grocery store today. I almost came to tears on at least 3 occasions. People are fucking insane. Apparently, I'm one of them... 👀 #ridefast #takechances #notquitedeadyet #bahhumbug #myINFAMOUSlife #imINFAMOUS #letsbeINFAMOUStogether #yerdoinitwrong

I tell myself I'm safe in my home with the 2 men that live here with me, but every time I open the butter tub and see the violent way they stab into it, I know my life is in constant peril... 👀 #notquitedeadyet #myINFAMOUSlife #imINFAMOUS #letsbeINFAMOUStogether #yerdoinitwrong

I left my house😃 #allreaders #booklovers #hollyjacksonbook #notquitedeadyet #readerscommunity #writingcommunity