college jock AU. Hollander's backyard, on Midgar's upper plate. Sephiroth is visiting again, leading Hollander to decide his erection and proximity to Sephiroth's pussy calls for a break from yardwork. Ever a man of class, his teeshirt reads "Daddy's Car Wash / bottoms blasted here", with an arrow pointing down to the wearer's crotch. an insert panel shows that Sephiroth's innards are indeed being blasted.
much as I draw Safay in questionable teeshirts, Hollander is canonically known for his own odd choices of work attire. tho really, this is doing nothing for the task at hand but testing the 'sweat-proof' sunscreen.
inspired by the photo here: bsky.app/profile/edit...