tried being happy instead of horny yesterday
(it was lovely. highly recommend.)
but the first hard-on i got after being
wholesome and pleasant all day,
felt like a werewolf transformation scene
it emerged violent with feral vengeance,
like easy down there boy, calm tf down
#nsfw #nsfwrambling
They said if I hadn't said anything about shirts off o'clock that we wouldn't have flipped. They really said that shit to me like they had no control over their own actions. Interestingly enough that wouldn't be the first time I was in a jeep that flipped. #nsfw #nsfwrambling
I called my buddy to help us flip the Jeep over. There was nobody home at the house we flipped in front of and after about 20 minutes of shenanigans with the winch we got the Jeep upright. Nobody was seriously injured. They blamed me for the whole thing though. #nsfw #nsfwrambling
So there we were crawling out of and upside down Jeep halfway in somebody's yard halfway in a ditch. What I remember vividly about that experience was how I don't really remember the exact moment we flipped and the driver now had their titties out. #nsfw #nsfwrambling
Something she used to do was send me pictures of her boyfriends. From what I remember, not all of them were into it. This one guy didn't seem to mind, though. #nsfw #nsfwramble #nsfwrambling
The shortest amount of time I intentionally lasted, and it was around a minute and 30 seconds. Talking about weird shit like that was what truly bonded us. She's the only friend from my earlier years that I'm still in contact with. #nsfw #nsfwramble #nsfwrambling
My friend said she finished finished in about 10 seconds while in the bathroom at work. No, I don't believe her. 10 seconds seems like an impossible amount of time to go through the process. #nsfw #nsfwramble #nsfwrambling
Between the ages of 18 and 23 a close friends and I used to message one another whenever we were about to cum. It was a weird thing to do, of course I did? #NSFW #NSFWrambling
My neighbor had his wife bent over the trash can this morning. Yesterday, there was a random couple getting busy in the wooded area down by the lake. #NSFW #NSFWrambling
Now I don't mind it at all, I just wish I knew what was causing everybody to get extra freaky all of a sudden. #NSFW #NSFWrambling
Also a little fun fact just since I remembered it
Lena is the reason I found out I enjoy being called ‘Mommy’ when I’m the one being Dom
I think she said it by accident at first but immediately I was like ohh you poor sweet bitch, I am going to wreck you~ 🫠
#nsfwrambling #nsfw
Mood: too big to stop people from shoving things in my belly button and being a big weenie about it <:3 #nsfwrambling
