Employee at Smoothie King asks me the ethnic background of my last name. I'm wearing a GODFATHER shirt today. #nudolife
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Oops just stepped on a mummified bat. #nudolife
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Texting and walking. Almost plow into an elderly gentleman also not paying attention. Squeak at him in fear. Oops it's Stan Lee. #nudolife
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Bundle up nice and warm. Get stuck in a real gullywasher on the way to work and spend the day with soaking wet winter clothes. #nudolife
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Note how it doesn't indicate what type of luck... #nudolife http://instagram.com/p/v1uQogQIdD/
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Site of a middle school #nudolife incident. http://instagram.com/p/u1ASZPwIWX/
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I cut 79+ books out of my collection because I needed the space. Now I won a $25 gift card to B&N. Not sure if #nudolife or #reversenudolife
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GUYS, MY COWORKERS HAD A HOUSTON TOAD AT THE ZOO NAMED AFTER #NUDOLIFE. YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW EXUBERANT… http://instagram.com/p/p_-OFxQIaA/
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Have to send someone a professional photo for a professional event.
Accidentally attach a screenshot of DS Ripley. #nudolife
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Beginning a marathon baking session for @8dcomix's ladies night. Pray to science or the god you believe in that #nudolife doesn't happen.
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"So, Meredith. How was your day?"
"Oh. You know. A snapping turtle scratched the shit out of my left hand during my lunch break." #nudolife
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Turned a corner. Arm went straight into an unseen cactus. #nudolife
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Man out walking dogs notices bus. Waves to make sure it sees him. I smile & wave at him, mistaking him for nice. He's confused. #nudolife
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Came home to a kitten with his head stuck in the garbage disposal. #nudolife
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"Hey, Mere. Can't talk right now. A skunk just sprayed all over the front porch." "What?" "THEY'RE EVERYWHERE." #nudolife : Dad Edition
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Woke up this morning to discover Mr. Creosote dangling precariously on the side of my liquor cabinet, CLIFFHANGER-style. Yup. #nudolife
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Spend 45 minutes making my nails look pretty. As they're drying, remember that my costume for @MontroseCrawl involves gloves. #nudolife
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You know what doesn't feel very comfortable? A kitten licking your eyeball the second you wake up in the morning. #nudolife
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Oh man this insulation is so soft and fluffy and I can't stop touching it! Oops it's fiberglass. #nudolife
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Saw a l'il dog across the parking lot. Walk over to pet it, whistling for attention. OOPS IT'S A PIPE. Hi, Mr. Slowing Down Cop! #nudolife
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This is the THIRD TIME I caught the bouquet. First time the recoil made me accidentally punch a girl in the face. #nudolife #gracincurry
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Shake BOB FUCKING LAYTON's hand while wearing my homemade Iron Man bracelet. DIDN'T THINK TO ASK HIM TO SIGN IT. #fail #nudolife
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Spill tomato sauce on myself. Coworker stops in horror to ask if I'm OK, because it looks like I'm bleeding out a stomach wound. #nudolife
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D'aww what a sweet wittle kitty! I'm gonna scratch behind your cute l'il ears! Wait...why aren't you moving? WHERE ARE YOUR EYES?! #nudolife
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I'm not sure I want to know how or why there's peanut butter smudged inside one of my desk drawers. #nudolife
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Dude on the train told me I am going to Hell for going to the rodeo instead of church. But...I'm not...going...to the rodeo...? #nudolife
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Killed a roach. Threw it in the trash can. Except it came back to life AND NOW IT IS SCRAPING AT THE LID LIKE A HORROR MOVIE. #nudolife
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I was so proud of myself for remembering my lunch box this morning. Then I made it to the train & discovered I forgot my computer. #nudolife
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So. I apologized to a sunflower for accidentally spilling its water. I am sober. This is not my finest moment, you guys. #nudolife
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"Sometimes I suspect I live in a parallel universe layered on top of this one." -me "It wouldn't surprise me." -Dad #nudolife #sosupportive
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