a cartoon cat is laying on a bed with a pillow and the words ahh home . ALT: a cartoon cat is laying on a bed with a pillow and the words ahh home .

Thanks. Glad you made it safely. Make sure you locked up.
#oldmom

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Mom says nothing would do the job here. A white tile entry. The people before us were not ‘farmers’ and had no indoor animals. #GroutIsBrownNow #ToothbrushCleaning #OldMom

Didn't get the memo on sending your kid with a whole freakin' gift bag for 23 kids. I thought we were doing awesome by sending "scratch off" cards with a shiny penny for scratching. #oldmom
(Gummy Lunchables boxes were $6 apiece!)

The problem with having old parents is that they might not know some new driving rules so when they teach you to drive, they don't even know that you are legally required to get into the bike lane to turn right. And that's why my son failed his driver's test.
#oldmom #drivingrules

me: ask 11 yr old to hold hands in airport .. him, refusing: "I have rights you know!" me: ":(" #oldmom #nomorebabieshere