4/8/2026 Existential Dread #onelinerweds #1linerweds
I'm usually a strong tortilla chip, but lately the daily salsa has been way too chunky. Linda hosts One-Liner Wednesday. Kaye 😦
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4/1/2026 Primal Scream #onelinerweds #1linerweds
I can hear this image. Linda hosts One-Liner Wednesday. Kaye 😉
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3/25/2026 Monkee-ing Around #monkees #onelinerweds #1linerweds
When my girlfriend said she was leaving because of my obsession with The Monkees, I thought she was joking. Then I saw her face... Linda hosts One-Liner Wednesday. Kaye 😉
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3/18/2026 Kitchen Gadgets #onelinerweds #1linerweds
Air fryers are Easy Bake Ovens for grown-ups. Linda hosts One-Liner Wednesday. Kaye 😉
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3/11/2026 This has potential #onelinerweds #1linerweds #bringthisback
Any entrepreneurs out there looking for a project? (hint hint) Linda hosts One-Liner Wednesday. Kaye 😉
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3/4/2026 Eat your veggies #onelinerweds #1linerweds #idontlikevegetables
I'm so offended when my body decides to be sick. I gave you a vegetable last week. How dare you? Linda hosts One-Liner Wednesday. Kaye 😉
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2/25/2026 Chocolate is a food group #onelinerweds #1linerweds #chocolate
Whenever I try to eat healthier, a chocolate bar looks at me and snickers. Linda hosts One-Liner Wednesday. Kaye 😉
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02/18/2026 Reality isn’t all it’s cracked up to be #onelinerweds #1linerweds
Reality continues to ruin my life. “The Complete Calvin and Hobbes” Bill Watterson Linda hosts One-Liner Wednesday. Kaye's mood: For the second day, it's windy with blowing dirt where I live (not unusual for southeastern…
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02/12/2026 One-Liner Wednesday #onelinerweds #1linerweds #ianmckellan #stephencolbert #shakespeare
The only thing you can do about awful people is not be one of them. Sir Ian McKellen Linda hosts One-Liner Wednesday. Kaye's mood: watching this clip on loop from The Late Show with Stephen Colbert
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02/04/2026 One-Liner Wednesday #1linerweds #onelinerweds #idiocracy
The difference between humans and animals is animals would never allow the dumbest to lead the pack. Linda hosts One-Liner Wednesday. Kaye's mood: the movie 'Idiocracy' (2006) was a predocumentary of the current status of the U.S.…
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Just Jot it January 01/28/2026 One-Liner Wednesday #jusjojan #jusjojan26 #backinmyday #1linerweds #onelinerweds
Years ago, the computers were the ones who screamed when we got online. My how the tables have turned. Linda hosts Just Jot it January and One-Liner Wednesday. Kaye's mood: Your call is…
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One-Liner Wednesday 12/17/2025 Cool Grandma #1linerweds #onelinerweds
KID: Grandma would say yes. MOM: It sounds like my mom is cooler than your mom. Linda hosts One-Liner Wednesday. Kaye's mood: I'm the cool grandma. 😉
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One-Liner Wednesday 12/10/2025 Snacky Snacks #onelinerweds #1linerweds #snacks
It's not Christmas season for me until these carb-laden, artificial ingredients-saturated, dye-infused, and not at all healthy snacks hit the shelves at Dollar General. 🙂 Linda hosts One-Liner Wednesday. Kaye's mood:…
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One-Liner Wednesday 11/12/2025 Sock it to Me #onelinerweds #1linerweds
I don't always hold a grudge, but when I do, I hope your socks slide off in your shoes all day. Linda hosts One-Liner Wednesday. Kaye's mood: gnarly, dude
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One-Liner Wednesday 11/5/2025 Bravery #onelinerweds #1linerweds
We're all brave in our own ways. For example, I'm not afraid of raw cookie dough. 😉 Linda hosts One-Liner Wednesday. Kaye's mood: Cookies and milk, here I come...
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One-Liner Wednesday 10/22/2025 Living the Scream #1linerweds #onelinerweds
I read a post on Instagram this morning that went something like this: When someone asks me how I'm doing these days, instead of saying "living the dream" or "screaming into the void", I'm going to say "living the scream".…
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One-Liner Wednesday 10/15/2025 Wheels on the bus go round #onelinerweds #1linerweds #karma
My dream job is to drive the karma bus. Linda hosts One-Liner Wednesday. Kaye's mood: keep rollin' rollin' rollin'
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One-Liner Wednesday 10-8-2025 I said Diagram not Diorama #1linerweds #onelinerweds
In a story I'm writing, I needed to see pictures of old west gallows/scaffolds for the trap door release mechanism(s) so I could describe it accurately . 😉 The first suggestion in my internet search for "diagram of…
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One-Liner Wednesday 10/1/2025 Nice try, bucko #gaslighting #nope #onelinerweds #1linerweds
Gaslighting me doesn't work, because I already don't trust my memory, and I don't care what actually happened. Linda hosts One-Liner Wednesday. Kaye's mood: It's OCTOBER!!!! Yay.
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One-Liner Wednesday Now I want a snacky-snack #onelinerweds #1linerweds
Do British websites use biscuits? Linda hosts One-liner Wednesday. Kaye's mood: nom nom nom
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One-Liner Wednesday 9/17/2025 A life metaphor #1linerweds #onelinerweds #lifemetaphor
It's increasingly apparent to me that entirely too many people go through life without thread in their bobbins. Linda hosts One-Liner Wednesday. Kaye's mood: occasionally unraveling at the seams
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One-Liner Wednesday 9/10/2025 It’s all in your head #1linerweds #onelinerweds #psychics
Here's a question for all the psychics out there... Linda hosts One-Liner Wednesday. Kaye's mood: only the shadow knows
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One-Liner Wednesday 8/27/2025 Be Careful of the Day You Seize #onelinerweds 1linerweds
Crappy Diem is what happens when you seize the wrong day. Linda hosts One-Liner Wednesday. Kaye
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One-Liner Wednesday 8/20/2025 Don’t worry, be happy #1linerweds #onelinerweds
“When your children are teenagers, it’s important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you.” — Nora Ephron Linda hosts One-Liner Wednesday. Kaye
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One-Liner Wednesday – A river is not going to run through it #1linerweds #onelinerweds
Do beavers even know that they're doing, or do they just see water flowing down a river and think 'absolutely not'? Linda hosts One-Liner Wednesday. Kaye
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One-Liner Wednesday – Belly Up #1linerweds #onelinerweds
Every time the soap level gets too low, the fish goes belly up. (This is the dark version of "Every time a bell rings, an angel gets its wings.") 😉 Linda hosts One-Liner Wednesday.
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One-Liner Wednesday – Lift your left hand if this hurts #1linerweds #onelinerweds #dental
Funny (not ha ha) how having a tooth that is beyond root canal stage finally reaching extraction status brings such relief. (It wasn't easy-peasy to extract my beyond-salvation infected molar. It was more…
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3/18/2025 One-Liner Wednesday – Who’s a Good Boy? #1linerweds #onelinerweds
“When your children are teenagers, it’s important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you.” — Nora Ephron Linda hosts One-Liner Wednesday.
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3/12/2025 One-Liner Wednesday – It rubs the lotion #1linerweds #onelinerweds
I rub lotion on my dry heels for three days running, and then I forget I have feet for six months. Linda hosts One-Liner Wednesday.
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3/5/2025 One-Liner Wednesday – It had one job #1linerweds #onelinerweds
When this happens with the perforated, zip-open top of the reclosable cereal bag, is it the equivalent of a wardrobe malfunction? The pirate magnet's name is Larry, by the way. Linda hosts One-Liner Wednesday.
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