Walk by coworker in the hallway:
Him:"Bitch ☺️"
Me: "Quiet you dumb slut 🖕😎"
This kind of workplace fuckery is the best 😂
#coworkers
#workquotes
#oocworkquotes
#talkingshit
#camaraderie
#bullshittin
#fuckery
Walk by coworker in the hallway:
Him:"Bitch ☺️"
Me: "Quiet you dumb slut 🖕😎"
This kind of workplace fuckery is the best 😂
#coworkers
#workquotes
#oocworkquotes
#talkingshit
#camaraderie
#bullshittin
#fuckery
D: "I am singinggg and you can't stop meeeeee~"
Me: "Nobody wants to hear your caroling bullshit! Shut up!"
D: "I am still singing, fuuuuck this rainnnn~"
#workquotes
#oocworkquotes
#funny
#fuckchristmascarols
#caroling
#rain
#nonsense
#workplacequackery
Me: *Shows coworker something*
Him: ..."That's good! Why are you lagging? Get after it!"
Me: "Boi I ain't lagging, this takes time! I ain't gonna rush this!"
Him: *laughs and leaves*
The funny thing is, none of you will know the real context 😂
#oocworkquotes
#outofcontext
#colleagues
#workhomies
Me:
*gives HIPAA info*
*Does legal paperwork*
*Sends message*
Coworker: "10-4, big daddy."
Man I love my job 😂😂
#worklife
#oocworkquotes
#bigdaddy
#notmakingthisshitup
#LOL
#workplacebanter
#brevity
#gottakeepitlooseygoosey
