Opposing counsel Pyewacket would like to file a motion to demand that I stop doing laundry because thus basket full of sweaters and wool socks is his now and I am absolutely not allowed to touch it. May it please the court.

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Opposing counsel Pyewacket Scallywag Tealeaf ESQ informed me I smell like garlic and and have tuna breath. I feel like he may be projecting...

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