"You might wanna sit down for this one, maaan. A chair is just, like, a table for your butt."
~ Pascal, Animal Crossing New Horizons
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"Next time you're feeling down, ask yourself: Am I blue, or do I just need to eat a big pile of scallops?"
~ Pascal, Animal Crossing New Horizons
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"If life doesn't give you lemons, but it does give you potatoes, don't try making potatoade, maaan."
~ Pascal, Animal Crossing New Horizons
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"They say not to make mountains outta molehills. But if you're making mountains, can you be that picky?"
~ Pascal, Animal Crossing New Horizons
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"Gold is just rocks with good makeup."
~ Pascal, Animal Crossing New Horizons
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"You can't worry about people thinkin' you're a fake. Everything you do is real! Unless you're, like, a hologram."
~ Pascal, Animal Crossing New Horizons
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"Do you think ducks get confused during heated dodgeball matches?"
~ Pascal, Animal Crossing New Horizons
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"Peanut butter knows EXACTLY what it's doing...and it should be ashamed of itself, maaan."
~ Pascal, Animal Crossing New Horizons
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"We've got card sharks, pool sharks, loan sharks... Sharks need better vocational training, maaan."
~ Pascal, Animal Crossing New Horizons
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"How cool would it be to squeeze a cloud, maaan? You could, like, make a rainstorm as big as your fist."
~ Pascal, Animal Crossing New Horizons
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"The tide covers a lot of ground, maaan, but you never see it in a hurry."
~ Pascal, Animal Crossing New Horizons
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"You wear the hat—the hat doesn't wear you. If it does, well, then you need a smaller hat, maaan."
~ Pascal, Animal Crossing New Horizons
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"Cats always land on their feet, but that's just because feet are, like, the bottom part of cats."
~ Pascal, Animal Crossing New Horizons
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"Static electricity is just carpet's way of playing a practical joke on you."
~ Pascal, Animal Crossing New Horizons
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"Remember, even if things are bad, there are always hammocks."
~ Pascal, Animal Crossing New Horizons
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"A bonfire is a big fire, right? So is an ocean just a bonlake?"
~ Pascal, Animal Crossing New Horizons
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"Holes are like mountains made of nothing, maaan."
~ Pascal, Animal Crossing New Horizons
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"They say "swing for the fences" and "go the whole nine yards," but, like, what if you don't play hockey?"
~ Pascal, Animal Crossing New Horizons
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"There are two kinds of things: stuff that is native, and stuff that is not native, maaan."
~ Pascal, Animal Crossing New Horizons
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"If you ever need a shoulder to cry on, I'm your otter. Or, like, you could cry on one of my other limbs, I guess."
~ Pascal, Animal Crossing New Horizons
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"Where do you throw a garbage can when you want to get rid of it, maaan?"
~ Pascal, Animal Crossing New Horizons
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"Nothing is impossible. Except for ignoring your paws when they’re sticky. Maaan, try it sometime."
~ Pascal, Animal Crossing New Horizons
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"Hard shell, milk on the inside, kinda hairy... Coconuts have a lot going on, maaan."
~ Pascal, Animal Crossing New Horizons
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"It's always a good deal to buy something half off. You usually still get the full thing anyway, maaan."
~ Pascal, Animal Crossing New Horizons
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"I see a lot of stationary bicycles, but never any stationary unicycles. They must all be at the clown-college gym."
~ Pascal, Animal Crossing New Horizons
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"It's always a good deal to buy something half off. You usually still get the full thing anyway, maaan."
~ Pascal, Animal Crossing New Horizons
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"You do much gardening? Listen, man, forget about breeding for color. The next big thing is hybrid smells."
~ Pascal, Animal Crossing New Horizons
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"Maaan, sweet dreams are real sweet. But have you ever had a sour dream? Can't recommend it."
~ Pascal, Animal Crossing New Horizons
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"Life is like a pearl... It's hard and shiny and it should smell like the ocean."
~ Pascal, Animal Crossing New Horizons
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"There are two kinds of things: stuff that is native, and stuff that is not native, maaan."
~ Pascal, Animal Crossing New Horizons
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