update: Dan has learned who Walter White is since last fall (r.i.p. #pb302)

I didn't know until now that to live a complete earthly life, I needed to hear Dan pronounce the word "bitching." #pb302

A commemorative doodle of my two right-hand #pb302 commiserators. We('ve almost) made it, guys.

#pb302 idiot: "I want to get Miriam Webster and talk to her about this!" Other student: "Those people are NOT who you think they are."

"'Was' because neither/nor, but 'were' because ... HOUNDS." #pb302 is rapidly deteriorating over here.

#pb302 has engaged in a hot debate re: the integrity of the phrase "lord love a duck."

"I have your corrected manuscripts," says Dan; #pb302 erupts into a thundering chorus of "KEEP THEM."

#PB302: We copyedited. We didn't die (yet). I salute you, one and all.

This Is What I Did, But I'm Probably Wrong: the motto of #pb302. #copyeditordie

"I feel like he's just ready to scream 'PEASANTS!!!!' at all times." - copyediting student on Dan. #pb302 #copyeditordie

#pb302 idiot wants to look at link of 10 Most Mysterious Disappearances. I wish he'd become number eleven.

Hanna just reminded me that according to Dan, he was supposed to die last week, so he's doing pretty well, all things considered. #pb302

"I have no idea what this means but I know I've seen it before" - the two of us on language bias #pb302

Splitting hairs about bears #pb302

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When is the #pb302 final?

"Ben, sit down. We need a new victim here." Trials and terror in #pb302

"At a very young age, [redacted] was an incipient child worried about Big Brother," says Dan of #pb302 idiot's essay.

"Your attempts was very good ... it just doesn't have anything to do with anything." - Dan reacts to memes in a #pb302 presentation.

"It's possible. They do anything they want," says Dan of libraries. #pb302 is on the edge of losing control today.

#pb302 idiot extrapolates on pistol-whipping. "Your expertise is scaring me," says Dan. "Stop."

Dan: "Sit down, Ben, this is too easy." Ben: "I THOUGHT WE HAD A BROMANCE, MAN." #pb302

#pb302 student: "You're breaking my heart, Dan." Dan: "I know. I try every day."

"I had to grade these on a curve because you didn't deserve the grades you got." #pb302, we have FUCKED UP NOW

To the #pb302 idiot who keeps cutting off everyone Dan calls on during this review -

"Vermonters need more grammatical help than most. Wise up." Detecting a little regional hostility today in #pb302

"It's all a matter of lines." - distinctly non-comforting #pb302 midterm advice from Dan

#pb302 student questions integrity of quoted "meow" vs "yeow." Dan chuckles and declares, "I'm going to kill you, Kyle."

SHUT UP YOU DUNCE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD #pb302 #GETAWAYFROMME

"This is kinda lame," says #pb302 idiot of electronic editing. WHY ARE YOU HERE.