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Okay like, what BlacksmithPrestige level do I need to get to before I can install a hot tub in my forge house?

Henry of Skalitz in the Robber Sinner's Bed from KCD2, with chains on the left of the bed and a wooden cross on the right.

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Where I skeet from.

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I did begin to wonder whether accumulating 74,000 groschen was preposterously, ludicrously, far too much money in 1403 Bohemia. However ... it means I'm going full House Hunters International on wanting everything and anything nice for my NEW FORGE HOUSE

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Uh oh... something about the new patch has made it so I *don't have a map at all anymore* in KCD2

I'm not on hardcore mode.

... oh god now what do I do?

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Downloading the #KCD2 Legacy of the Forge dlc LET'S FUCKIN GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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I found the Phantom Horse and I'm debating whether to adopt it or sell it ... but ... I don't want to give up my darling Pebbles ...

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I've just met Musa in game and I love him so much already

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I ALSO FINALLY RESCUED MY BELOVED ✊👏🙏💕

A white horse grazing. Information about it says it is named Artax.

A comparison of Artax and Pebbles' stats.

Henry of Skalitz beholds a white horse named Artax, who is grazing on grass.

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I FOUND ARTAX!!! 🥹💕

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When I failed the Ill Repute quest to save Betty from the Clean Tax, I went and stealth murdered Adam the bathouse asshole and moved on with my life thinking I hadn't been caught.

... Apparently I'm Wanted in Kuttenberg now. 😅

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SHIT I just failed the Ill Repute quest? I must have skipped a step somewhere along the way???? Debating whether to roll back and redo 4 GAME-DAYS of time to try and save the Kingfisher Bathhouse

Janosh Uher in KCD2 says, "Fantastic! I am stiff like plank of wood."

Janosh Uher in KCD2 says, "Proper one! Full of goodness! Maybe not smell so good, but taste good when you hold nose!" while offering Henry of Skalitz "sausage".

Janosh Uher in KCD says "Ah I see! You think I means big, huge salami in my hose, hey? Haha!"

Janosh Uher in KCD2 says, "You will not be sorry! Come back when it is nice and firm. It melt in your mouth, you see!"

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Spoilers for meeting Janosh:

This game is fucking comedy gold

Henry of Skalitz in KCD2 looking down from the 2nd floor of the King Charles Tavern in Kuttenberg wearing spectacles and an embroidered hood.

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Started from the bottom (0 groschen, stinky, stiff from the pillory) now we here (staying in a permanent room at the King Charles Tavern with 16k groschen in my pocket, wearing a 28 Charisma fit)

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Just got to Kuttenberg and decided to Marie Kondo the fuck outta my storage chest - everything that does not spark my Henry's joy MUST GO

sell sell sell sell sell sell sell baby

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Finally made it to the wedding!

And the thing I've been spending my time on - itemising and exploring all the new food items on the menu

I don't have a clue what a kolach is but I want one RIGHT MEOW

[crashes into a tree yet again in a horse racing scenario]

I am so sorry Pebbles, my darling, my sweetheart. They really should've made me do a medieval driving test and get my license before I got on a horse.

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I am so impatient to get to this dang wedding, but supposedly you should finish all the side quests *before* going to the Semine wedding ...

Do I care? How much do I care?

The side quests are fun but I'm DYING to see this story progress UGH

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I would like to put in a request to Warhorse Studios:
PLEASE LET ME PET ALL THE OTHER DOGS TOO

I just met Daisy (Benesh of Kolin's dog) and I think she's a very good girl who deserves head scritches

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It took like 30 min w/o being able to ride Pebbles or run, and having to crouch and stealth around bandits in the middle of the night oh my god

it tested my pATIENCE

I normally love how immersive kcd2 is, but as a former New Yorker I cannot abide slow walking people. I just CAN'T.

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#kcd2 's alchemy is 10x more fun when I imagine myself as Henry of Skalitz - medieval bartender, hotboy mixologist

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Every time a #kcd2 villager insults poor sweet beloved Pebbles by calling her an 'ugly nag' I'm like "Are you fucking kidding me? Really? Folks are we doing *horse misogyny* in 1403 Bohemia?"

Let a girl LIVE.

She's been through A LOT!

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the KCD2 playthrough thoughts thread is moving here now