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Now we’ve got cool water slides too!! Oooh and the pirate ship finally!! Now just waiting for Johnny Depp and a zombie pirate monkey and then we’ll be set!! Lol!! 🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️😂😂 #PirateProblems #HATM

Mark Wautney
Space Pirate

It looks great on a business card that’s for sure, lol!! 😅😅🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️
#PirateProblems #Arrrrr #HATM

Pirate autocorrect be like:
'𝘏𝘦𝘭𝘭𝘰' → '𝗔𝗵𝗼𝘆'
'𝘠𝘦𝘴' → '𝗔𝘆𝗲'
'𝘔𝘺 𝘣𝘢𝘥' → '𝗦𝗵𝗶𝘃𝗲𝗿 𝗺𝗲 𝘁𝗶𝗺𝗯𝗲𝗿𝘀'
#PirateProblems

Me ship's log today:
9:00 - Saw a seagull
9:01 - Seagull saw my sandwich
9:02 - I no longer have a sandwich
#PirateProblems

"When you're retired, but the cat's still sharpening its skills... 🐾"

#cat 🐾 😂
#cats 😺 🛋️
#catsofbluesky 🐾 🌟
#bluesky 😻 🐱
#pirateproblems 🏴‍☠️ 🐾
#scratchthis 😹 🪵
#felineantics 🐾 🪑