For β¬1,000 a day I will bombard Grok with (clean) image generation requests of Dutch residents and report the results to the court. Until he's bankrupt.
#PleaseHireMe
#LetsFuckElon
As always, if you like what you hear and you want something like it for yourself, or for somebody else, or for nobody in particular at all, I take commissions:
A sneak peak to the next animation im doing! And how i handle my work flow! #Helluvaboss #pleasehireme @vivziepop.bsky.social @spindlehorsetoons.bsky.social
I fixed the #CrackerBarrel logo for you guys. I'll be taking my $10k check now, please and thank you. π₯ππ’
#ReWork #DigitalArt #PleaseHireMe
now i can say i have #professionalelixirandnixexperience #pleasehireme #ineedaraisepleaseibegplease #ifyousquinthardenoughitstenyearsofexperiencenotonemonth
I'm always open for #ArtCommissions because I always need the business.
#art #artist #artists #artwork #arts #commission #commissionsopen #forhire #hire #pleasehireme
Again I say I'm #always open for #ArtCommissions because I need the #business.
#art #artist #artists #artwork #commissions #artcommissions #artcommissionsopen #commissionsopen #artistforhire #forhire #pleasehireme
Must've accidentally applied to a fake job because now I'm getting tons of emails offering me insurance on a car I don't own... but it's a new level of heartbreak because ALL OF THOSE EMAILS FOR SOME REASON SAY "THANK YOU FOR YOUR APPLICATION" and "GOOD NEWS"
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#PLEASEHIREME #JOBHUNT
Who knew voice acting would hurt your throat
#voiceactor #audition #castingcallclub #pleasehireme
Apparently I'm senior enough that interviews now consist of me realizing all the things I've forgotten...
#iusedtoknowthis #pleasehireme #iknowthingsiswear
Hey I'm still looking for work.
I've applied to a lot of places in my area and I'm getting nothing.
I'm a programmer at heart, but I've also been looking for regular entry-level jobs because there haven't been any coding positions open at my level as far as I could tell.
If you can offer me a [β¦]
3 color ways I did for Harper Collins/ Fairy Loot - sorry I should add music for this video but too lazy π #hireme #illustrator #bookcover #bookcoverartist #illustration #illustrator #pleasehireme If any art directors/publishers could see this video please consider hiring me I need more jobs π π
Book cover for Fairy Loot - thank you for the opportunity to work on such a great book. Please connect me to more publishers/authors/art directors so I could have more cool like this. Thank you #bookcover #illustrationartist #bookcoverart #pleasehireme #hireme #illustrator #coverartwork
I need to earn Β£700 real quick...
Anyone need anything doing? I can try? #PleaseHireMe
Skills - Maybe?
Aptitude - Not always.
Education - Hahahahaha.... π
Certifications - 'Hobby Champion' circa 2002
I'm almost serious about this though, I do actually need some income...
Iβve been playing the crap outa modded Minecraft, and all my trans friends made giant trans flag for our sky base #minecraft #pleasehireme
Fox girl looks at the stars
Hereβs the free crappy drawing that you won, @lesilex.bsky.social
Hope you like it!
#Furry #oc #art #comm #comms #commission #commissions #commsopen #pleasehireme #sfw #nsfw
The grim reaper in front of the night sky. He kinda cute
Thanks to Reap for the commission!
#oc #art #comm #commission #sfw #commissions #thanks #comms #pleasehireme
Please hire me, please please please. Iβll draw literally anything you want for cheap, sfw, nsfw, literally any prompt is fine
#art #starvingartist #pleasehireme #comm #comms #commission #please #sfw #nsfw
A former wrestler leans on his truck looking at the stars.
The night sky at the Texas Oklahoma border. A former wrestler leans against his old beater truck, eyes full of wonder as to the beauty of our galaxy.
First ever online commission!! Thank you @yfmsilver.bsky.social!!
#comm #comms #commission #commsopen #pleasehireme #please #art
Why does Bluesky think anatomical practice is sexual?? Gonna reupload my art but with censor bars covering a complete LACK OF NIPPLES, and see if that fixes it. #art #anatomy, #comm #commission #pleasehireme
Update - 5 more applications sent out yesterday. #jobhunting #applications #pleasehireme
Will paint your miniatures for human and cat food. Photo of cat supplied for sympathetic purposes
#warhammercommunity #miniaturepainting #pleasehireme
Interviewer: list a few skills you bring to this role that you feel you should mention
Me: *lists so many skills*
Interviewer: You can stop now Thatβs enough.
#pleasehireme
spent last night applying to 4 multi-year internships and jobs for post grad. got it done, but I wonβt be attempting to grind that much in one night starting at 8pm again
#blacksky #bachelors #procrastinator #environmental #sustainability #pleasehireme
Today I had a cup of tea and a bagel in the bath. That's about as interesting as my life gets right now. #unemployed #lookingforwork #pleasehireme #skillsincludebageleating
A lil animation i made from a while ago #pleasehireme #2Danimation #frameforframe #lofianimation