What made Shearer think Gyokeres might be offside... #plonker

I know there’s some theoretical risk, but how does he think that the baristas handle the coffee cups? Telekinesis? #Plonker

#BBL Maxwell you plonker.
Last game 1 run from 2
This game 1 run from 4
#plonker

KFC 🏏 cricket. Maxwell you plonker, stupid shot, out 2nd ball #Plonker

#Trump tried Canada and failed, then he tried #Greenland and failed. #Ukraine is work in progress so let's try #Venezuala as the #51ststate. #Plonker

All four UK governments 'failed to appreciate' scale of COVID pandemic threat, inquiry finds Baroness Heather Hallett found that, according to modelling data, had the first mandatory lockdown been introduced a week earlier in 2020 there would have been approximately 23,000 fewer deaths in Eng...

can it be true all 3 devolved governments were as bad as Boris Johnson's WM government covid response?? hard to imagine remembering how Johnson infected himself by not wearing a mask #plonker news.sky.com/story/politi...

National to mull asset sales as part of next election, Christopher Luxon says But the prime minister has ruled out asset sales this term.

So now we're just 'cycling assets in and out of a portfolio'. Dude has no idea how out of touch he sounds. #plonker. #nzpol
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Let me preference what I am about to say about #PinkFloyd. Love the music, not a fan of #RogerWaters. He's a real old school kind of #Plonker, and a racist to boot. Man could he write though! And that is what brings me to this song, #Time. youtu.be/Qr0-7Ds79zo?...

What an utter plonker Starmer is, for having appointed Mandelson. Mandy is notoriously a repeat offender, basically corrupt, a toady to the rich and famous. What the hell did Starmer think would happen, sooner or later?
#Plonker
Starmer is useless at politics.
Mandelson will go.

#Epstein

#cocksize #penis #cock #twigandberries #prick #member #phallus #dong #manhood #weenie #johnson #willy #pecker #wood #peter #knob #baldheadedgigglestick #plonker #putz #pickle #anaconda #baloneypony #bobby #choad #crank #custardlauncher #diddly #dingaling #dingdong #dingus #discostick #dogbone

a man in a suit and tie is dancing in a room . ALT: a man in a suit and tie is dancing in a room .

Not wrong there mate! 😂 #Plonker

Every day last year I drew a portrait of someone on their birthday using my non dominant left hand to help maintain brain function and to see how much I improved.
#birthday #portrait #art #drawing #sketch #nicholaslyndhurst #onlyfoolsandhorses #rodney #trotter #plonker #peckham

I spent last night trying to hide a splodge in one of my photos…only to discover on closer inspection this morning, the splodge is in fact on my laptop screen and not the photo 🤦🏼‍♀️

#Idiot #Plonker #Photography

Rendezvous by Jean Michel Jarre - cover looks like it’s spent a few years in a ditch but plays fine

Great trip to @justdroppedin.bsky.social today - came back with a decent £1 selection (including this classic) & a full price record that I already own #plonker #nowplaying #musicsky #nowspinning #clt #vinyl #record #vinylcollection #vinylcollector #vinylcollectionpost #vinylsky #vinylcommunity

There's a bloke on the bus with his phone on speaker. He's had a loud call and is now playing music. #plonker

#penis #phallus #lingam #cock #johnson #weiner #knob #wang #prick #plonker #dong #willy #joystick #banana #linoleum #whitetrash

Is it just me or is the orange one looking even more orange than usual? Has his foundation been swapped with gravy browning?

#orange
#plonker

#Fartwallow Hmmm.. I like it. I'm going to try and use that in everyday conversation from now on. As a Brit, I deeply appreciate the use of this kind of language. It is akin to #Cockwomble although as a Londoner I lean towards #Muppet or #Plonker but the sentiment is much the same. #DayMade 😀

Bit dark now to share, but still. #plonker It was great fun to do. Very obsessive

#Musk is very good at being a #plonker. He jumos around the stage like a #monkey and waves his hand in a salute because being a monkey is less cool than being a moron!

Elmo’s megalomania seems to know no bounds #plonker

#Trump will be a #plonker if he rejects the Uk's new #ambassador to the US - #Mandleson!

@thenewsagents.com @bbcnewsnight.bsky.social

I don't watch MasterCock, What is all the Greg Wallace furore all about?

#gregwallace #mastercock #dick #knob #plonker #insidethephallus

Gregg Wallace says complaints came from ‘middle-class women of a certain age’ Wallace stepped back from role on MasterChef last week while allegations of sexual misconduct are investigated

When you find yourself in a hole and decide that the best course of action is to carry on digging.

Forget Masterchef, Gregg Wallace is about to learn the true meaning of roasting. #plonker

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a man in a suit and tie says ok ALT: a man in a suit and tie says ok

Well, it’s quite presumptuous of you to believe that I don’t already have all those things in my life that are necessary and fulfilling
#plonker

The amount of times I’ve watched Star Wars and never noticed this before. I couldn’t believe my eyes. #Plonker

#Plonker

Black and white photo of a woman in skimpy shorts and a massive hat holding two hot dogs.

NOOOOOOOOOOO!

#plonker

You mean like how #Brexit was supposed to be so easy peasy? #Plonker