(6/6) Thank you for coming to my SLED Talk. #winter #snow #conspiracy #plowgate2025

(5/6) I may not have been Best in Snow this time, but I know there are thaw-some things yet to come. My heart will snow on. #winter #snow #conspiracy #plowgate2025 #blessed

(4/6) @PBOT (and the voters who didn’t select my piece de resistance: Keep Portland Cleared), you forget that revenge is a dish best served cold… and that the best revenge is a life well-lived. #winter #snow #conspiracy #plowgate2025

(3/6) This icy rejection is snow laughing matter, but I won’t let it ice-olate me. I’m no cold fish. The world needs more puns, and I intend to keep making them, even if it krills me. #winter #snow #conspiracy #plowgate2025 #hopeful #coldshoulder

(2/6) 3 of my names won, but they iced me out. I think we can all agree that this is a conspiracy. @pbot obviously decided that winning with 3 names was just too much power, influence, and glory for one human. They gave me the cold shoulder. #winter #snow #conspiracy #plowgate2025 #icedout

(1/6) When PBOT announced its snowplow naming contest, I was stoked. I love puns; I submitted around 60 punny entries to PBOT. Imagine my excitement when 6 of my suggestions were selected as finalists. I rallied my network to vote. Today, my hopes were dashed. #winter #snow #conspiracy #plowgate2025