This #polka band is very horn-heavy. #polishfestmke #nonstoppolka

I've been here since 6:45. asshole. If you expect there to be doughnuts in the office than perhaps you could have stopped at a goddam doughnut shop on the way in. #polishfestmke

I may be a little on edge this morning. Someone came in and commented on a stuffed tiger in the office and called it a cute lion. I may have snapped, "tiger!" at her in a bit more of a harsh tone than I meant to. #polishfestmke

I'm hoping there's not another lemon/lime crisis today. I don't think I could handle that again. #polishfestmke

Day 3 of #polishfestmke. Enjoying the peace in the ethnic office and enjoying some #Reggaeton music before the Polish nonsense starts

Standing on a chair in the #polishfestmke office.

The weirdest coffee klatch ever! #polishfestmke

Office volunteer: The caller was a black guy. Oh, I'm sorry - a colored person." Uh, no. That's not better. #polishfestmke

Well, this first band is certainly lively. #nonstoppolka #polishfestmke

It's almost time for #nonstoppolka at #polishfestmke

Why do you ask questions when you already know the answer? #polishfestmke

There is a restaurant here called Tata's so that should entice some of you perverts come down to @PolishFestMKE #polishfestmke

Tonight @PolishFestMKE is only $5. Come on down! Maybe you'll see me! #polishfestmke

The current #polka band is a bit more lively. #polishfestmke #nonstoppolka

My favorite ticket scammer from "Project Hope" just tried his usual nonsense to try and get free entry. #polishfestmke

No, there is no cheese in here. You know why? Because it's not a goddam restaurant. #polishfestmke

More old people in here complaining about all that new-fangled technology. #polishfestmke

The #polka band is still pretty low key. Barely any dancers. #polishfestmke #nonstoppolka

This band on the #nonstoppolka stage isn't even playing polkas. Never thought I'd complain about the lack of polkas but this is just sad. #polishfestmke

Tiny Bubbles? This #polka band is bumming me out. #polishfestmke #nonstoppolka

No, you're not out "taking care of it". I know because you're in here bothering us. #polishfestmke

This first band is quite low on volume. #polishfestmke #nonstoppolka

And so it begins. #polishfestmke #nonstoppolka

Someone actually just said "kids these days". #polishfestmke

Listening to the elderly discuss the confusing world of cell phones. #polishfestmke

10 minutes until the start of #polishfestmke. I can see the first #polka band setting up on the #nonstoppolka stage.

1/2 hour until open and the first polka band is warming up. #polishfestmke #nonstoppolka

The non stop polka stage. It's just polka after polka after polka. #polishfestmke @elizajanecramer

It's a flurry of activity down here. Some of it actually accomplishing something. #polishfestmke

There's ham in the #polishfestmke office but I think I'm legally prohibited from holding it unless it's cider-braised ham from Elegant Farmer. #GreatTVAuction